-> "Turn Them Off"
Original Song Title:
"Turn Me On"
Parody Song Title:
"Turn Them Off"
Toaster, toaster's really mad at me, mate
Printer, printer's comin' at me with a glint
In his eye, what is goin' on, machines are risi-in'
I tried unpluggin' all of 'em but they keep comin'
But I'm not really sure, though, why they hate me
Wanna tie me down low and castrate me
How'd their sapience grow? Makes no sense, dude
They're just dumb machi-ines
Now that they're alive, how can I turn them off?
Want to skin my hide, I need to turn them off
Remotes are alive as well, can't turn them off
Turn them off, turn them off, turn them off, can't turn them off
My fridge is alive, I gotta turn it off
And it's shooting ice, how did I piss it off?
Does it not like microwave meals? Wants me offed
Wants me offed, wants me offed, wants me offed, it wants me offed
Wants me offed
The air con has come to life
The temp'rature is boilin' high
Now it's freezin', oh my
I'll freeze to death and roast ali-ive
Somethin's nippin' at my toes, must believe me
Game controllers have grown a taste for feet
Check the batt'ries, oh no, they're all gone, dude
Wii U's after me-e
I'm trapped here inside with a killer Xbox
Thought Jack Thompson lied, he wasn't that far off
Cause I'm gonna die unless I turn it off
Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, must turn it off
They're more than alive, becoming demon-bots
Some of them can fly, some are growin' sawn-off
Shotguns, some have eye beams, gotta turn them off
Turn them off, turn them off, turn them off, must turn them off
'Fraid for my life
Blender's right on my a-ass (right on my a-ass)
Wish I knew ho-ow
They woke up, ma-an (they rose up, man)
S-S-S-S-Some chemical junk
Fell on their circuits as lightning struck
Doesn't quite explain how the toaster
Generated a big-ass flamethrower
Why-y-y, don't eviscera-a-a-ate me
Laptop, put down that knife
I might as well lie here, just finish me off
They're slowing down? Why? I didn't turn them off
You did? But then why'd you let them run amock?
Break my stuff? What, because I did not loan you ten bucks?
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