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Britney Spears

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Every forum has that one dude who pops up outta nowhere to say something completely out of left field for no other reason that "lol". This is about that dude...
Posted a new thread this mo-ornin'
Started off fine, lot of folks ta-alkin'
Then some asshole starts squa-ualkin'
"Burnt toast is great! Don't like apes!
I took a trip to a junkyard tip!
I fought a bear, my ass he bit!"

Alright, just calm do-own
All that you said's just a mound of sou-ound
Except written down

Meant this post as a bed-purchasin' guide
Off-topic crap's what you've uttered
I don't care if you prefer jasmine rice
It's all nonsense, it's true
All your posts are off-topic
"I am drippin' with goo!"
I don't care, it's off-topic

Another thread, a new forum
For givin' tips on how to cook plums
O-Once more, you're postin' crap with glee

"Kill flies! Punch a clo-own!
Went to a fair and I burnt it do-own!"
Gettin' creepy now

Do you bring your nonsense to ev'ry site?
Off-topic crap's all you utter
I don't care how big your car is, alright?
Total bollocks, it's true
All your posts are off-topic
"I can bench-press a pew!"
I don't care, it's off-topic
All you say is off-topic


Better stop this, not funny, right
Off-topic crap's what you utter
"Comes fresh with Illuminati inside!"
Read your posts out loud, dude
Then you'll know they're off-topic
"Have you ever fallen right off a slide?"
Off-topic crap you still utter (topic)
No matter how often I ban your hide
You keep poppin' up, dude
With your crap that's off-topic

Stop postin', log off now
Makin' no sense now
"I tipped over a cow!
And then I ate a towel!"
Soon you'll be runnin' out
Of blogs to scream loud
About your love of clouds

I'm predicting a lot of comments talking about random nonsense...which would technically still be on-topic, so HAH!

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Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
There's a difference between posting OT and thread drift. 555!
Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh forgot, and then there's this:

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