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Song Parodies -> "The Ranking Stream"
Original Song Title:
"The Hanging Tree"
Original Performer:
James Newton Howard ft. Jennifer Lawrence
Parody Song Title:
"The Ranking Stream"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
An exclusive online stream where all the streamer does in rank various things according some arbitrary measurement? I'll pass, thanks.
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
I think I'm gonna pass, don't think it's one for me
See the description here? More a warning, you see
I don't really care when it's a ranking stream
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
I don't really want to but I won't judge thee
Zero int'rest, I fear in what is planned to be
Watching someone list things in a ranking stream
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
Lot of views there but none of them are from me
I've made the choice to steer far from the drudgery
That is firmly baked into the ranking stream
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
I just want you to know it's not 'cause I freak
At new opinions, fear is not my problem, see
Not that much a prick, just don't like ranking streams
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
If you are, can I count on a recap, please?
Just the best bits, I fear I might miss a good wheeze
All because I'm not a fan of ranking streams
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
Gotta say that I'm glad that it's no mystery
There's no illusion here 'bout what it's gonna be
An escape hatch for those who hate ranking streams
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
If you are, ain't wrong, have fun there posting memes
Not my choice of career but I'm not gonna scream
Just because you want to have a ranking stream
I think I'm gonna pass, don't think it's one for me
See the description here? More a warning, you see
I don't really care when it's a ranking stream
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
I don't really want to but I won't judge thee
Zero int'rest, I fear in what is planned to be
Watching someone list things in a ranking stream
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
Lot of views there but none of them are from me
I've made the choice to steer far from the drudgery
That is firmly baked into the ranking stream
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
I just want you to know it's not 'cause I freak
At new opinions, fear is not my problem, see
Not that much a prick, just don't like ranking streams
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
If you are, can I count on a recap, please?
Just the best bits, I fear I might miss a good wheeze
All because I'm not a fan of ranking streams
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
Gotta say that I'm glad that it's no mystery
There's no illusion here 'bout what it's gonna be
An escape hatch for those who hate ranking streams
Are you, are you coming to the stream?
If you are, ain't wrong, have fun there posting memes
Not my choice of career but I'm not gonna scream
Just because you want to have a ranking stream
Huh, just learned that this song actually appeared in the original book. Doesn't help that I haven't read it...nor seen the film. Eh, still prefer Meltdown.
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