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Song Parodies -> "Rex (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh)"

Original Song Title:

"Flex (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh)"

Original Performer:

Rich Homie Quan

Parody Song Title:

"Rex (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop Supplemental" self-challenge. A wild T-Rex appears! What wouldst thou deau?
Oh (get out of range, get out of range) no
There it i-is (yeah), there it i-is (wha), there it i-i-is
There it i-is (it looks real hungry)
There it i-i-is (friggin' run) (best run, mate)

There's no way you and I can stop it
Got a powerful bite, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (hey, hey)
"Tyrannosaurus", know that means "terrible lizard"
And that's not a lie, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Yes, it's a T-Rex, a bigass T-Rex
Not a friendly Rex, it ain't Barney, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
It's a hungry Rex, it will eat us next if we both don't run like heck
How'd it get here? Ain't right, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
No sense, it makes (no sense, it makes)

There's no retro-park for him to escape
No Spielberg shite, ooh-ooh-ooh (hey, hey)
Don't see any time-travel gates, no signs of teleportation
Scratchin' my head like ooh-ooh-ooh (so confusin')
Curiosity's still not sated (it's true, mate)
And it won't be 'til I learn where that lizard's (lizard)
From, understand?
This quest's one that we can both undertake (yup)
While still runnin' like a headless chook all the way
D-d-down the street, because I know that its vision
Isn't based on movement or some bollocks, it's already seen me (he-e-e-ey)
And you, it'll get to chompin' if we don't bolt like Usain
I can run and figure out where Godzilla's knock-off came from

Know the lizard should have my focus
Teeth like a set of knives, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (hey, hey)
Th-the kinda knife giants would use to cut a sandwich
That's just freaky, right, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Yes, it's a T-Rex, a huge-ass T-Rex
Not a happy Rex, it ain't Barney, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
It's a famished Rex, will nom on us next if we both don't run like heck
Where'd it come from? Ain't right, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Still no sense made (still no sense made)

Did that thing somehow survive from caveman days (insane)?
If so, what can kill it if not old age (grey hair, grey hair)?
I didn't bring my rocket launcher today (that just figures)
Could've shot him in the eye, straight through to his brain
Wait a minute, did you pack both your grenade launchers, mack?
No, you didn't? Well, that blo-o-ows (it's true)
Got any chainsaws? We could hack off his toes, throw him off whack
Lose his balance, there he go-o-oes (fall time)
Thinkin' fast because we're runnin' outta options
Minigun that's got full throttle?
Some Molotov cocktail bottles?
Hidden squad of ninjas? Nothin'?
Then what use are you then? Bugger
Guess you're bait then, that's a problem
Least for you, guess what? I'm a faster runner, goodbye

Good luck, dude, as a livin' lozenge
I can't afford to die, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (hey, hey)
I need to put my brains towards solvin' the problem
How'd the Rex arrive? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Yes, it's a T-Rex, a large-ass T-Rex
Not a smiley Rex, it ain't Barney, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
It's a starvin' Rex, he'll chew on you next while I call my army friends
Hope they don't take their time, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Good luck there, mate

Afraid you're cannon fodder (that sucks, I'm sorry, mate)
I'm sad to say you're buggered (get why you're so irate)
If I was the one to be T-Rex bait
I'd be pissed, right, ooh-ooh-ooh
Be a snack

I'm kinda surprised that this song was 49 on the Billboard Year-End, especially since it didn't even break the top 20. Whatever, it's not like it's bad, it's just incredibly generic. I'd say that at least it's better than "Watch Me", but that's a bar so low it's in the inner core.

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Annoyed - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Here's a self-challenge, how about acting like a normal parodist and rate other people's work daily and comment? How about answering comments on your own parodies? Didn't you notice how people stopped because you are so rude? You admit you are an Aussie slacker. Why don't you try harder to participate here and everywhere else? Bobpiecheese nonsense doesn't cut it. Voting 5s for your three faves is disrespectful to all the parodists that work hard everyday and who deserve credit. In other words, grow the F up and be a man. Stop your bs routine!

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