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Song Parodies -> "Hypnotize"

Original Song Title:

"Hypnotize"

Original Performer:

The Notorious B.I.G.

Parody Song Title:

"Hypnotize"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

What can I say, I love taking the title of a song literally and making a parody out of it. The "look into my eyes" bit taken from Little Britain, BTW.
Hah, not your average entertainer
I'm good as those stand-up bitches, think they're so hip
Not hatin', them I'm respectin'
It's the comparisons, get me pissed
I'm John, call me Hypnot, guess what I do, what?
Hypnotist, dude, I'll mess around with you
You will lose, to my smooth moves, not voodoo
Won't cost you big bucks, if you show up
To my show, bub, wanna see stuff? Pay up!
10 bucks, pay more for foodstuffs
You don't believe this junk, tell you what
You'll get in free if you don't believe me
After you've seen me do my thing, mind screwing
But you will stop you frontin' if it's convincin'
Now that I've said my piece, I say "Peace!"
The next show starts at three, and my peeps
Phonin', askin' where I'm at, we gotta set up our shit
Here's the address, Mick, please don't miss

Hurry, hurry, hurry, come and see
Soon you will say "Please hypnotize me!"
You think it's old-hat, but I say
Come and check it out, you'll be amazed

Hurry, hurry, hurry, come and see
Soon you will say "Please hypnotize me!"
You think it's bullcrap, but I say
Come and check it out, it's on today

Okay people, sit down, cuz the show will start now
A volunteer, please, yes you, the hip teen
Hot Topic clothes, no, not judgin', no
Now let's do this, don't need gold discs or swirly things
That's stuff's for the newbies, I don't need that pointless shit
I've got my own tricks, it won't take a tick
Just a minute, need to warm up my hands
Now we'll start, Stan, I hope that's your name, man
It's Matt? Sorry, man, that's my bad
Now: a little thing that I have to ask
So Matt: I need you to look straight into my eyes
In the eyes, not 'round the eyes, just look into my eyes
Snap my fingers, now you're under
I command you to do wondrous
Things that you'd never do under your power
Give us the hist'ry of the Eiffel Tower
Shower, you're smelly, why are teens so filthy
3, 2, 1, snap it, you are back in the room, buddy

Ev'rybody's clappin', now they see
I have the pow'r to hypnotize peeps
Don't need to play some flashy games
Like swing a gold coin, cuz that's just lame

Ev'rybody's askin', so loudly
"Hypnot, would you please hypnotize me?"
I'll bet that Mick's in quite a daze
Should've made my bet for him to pay

I dazzle ya with my hypnotist shit
Hope the show pleases ya, bro, pay quickly, swiftly
Doubt you'll want a refund
You'll have fun fun fun legit fun fun
Time to continue this, the next show's at six
My back's killin' me, here's my fave trick
Just flex my wrists, time to get cheatsy
So guys: in my eyes, look in my eyes
Don't look around my eyes, my blue eyes
Ev'rybody here just look into my eyes
I snap my fingers: now ya are all under
For the next hour, you're watchin' my show
It is so friggin' "whoa" it's crazy
And it's anythin' but lazy, nothing here's shady
Randomly shout "Pick me!" laugh and all that junk, please
I'll be backstage, weed party

Johnny Johnny Johnny, this is sweet
Never would've though to do that, I'm freaked
Can't help but love your lazy ways
Guess that's why I'm broke, and you're so paid

Johnny Johnny Johnny, this is sweet
Never would've though to do that, I'm freaked
But I must ask this, anyway:
What happens when the hour's over, do say?

Buddy buddy buddy, don't you freak
Done this for years, it's sorted out, see?
I left a sign out on the stage
That says "Thanks for watching, door's that way!"

Johnny Johnny Johnny, that is sweet
Never would've though to do that, I'm freaked
But I must ask this, anyway:
How will you make this spell end, do say?

Buddy buddy buddy, don't you freak
Done this for years, it's sorted out, see?
Pre-recorded message will boom
"3, 2, 1" a snap "You're in the room"
Twist also nicked from Little Britain (minus the weed, which I'm using as an excuse for the "do say" grammatical eff-up). The "gold disc" is my brain combining the standard swinging stopwatch on a string with the gold Pokemon Hypno.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
A rap song that I could actually follow rather good, or did you just hyponotize me to think that...
Blaydeman - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Great pacing to a rather difficult song. You hypnotized me!
Below Average Dave - March 21, 2011 - Report this comment
. . .it's a good parody, though I honestly did have trouble following this one to. BIG is a hard artist to parody
Blaydeman - April 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Running through this again, I pretty much feel the same. I found a few more pacing errors I didn't notice the first time around, but still really good!
Mark Scotti - May 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) When I started reading, I thought I was not going to like it. Then, about midway through, I got woosey, closed my eyes, and then, when I opened them, i felt compelled to vote FIVES...and dance like a chicken...LOL
Agrimorfee - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Abc) i am sorry but i could not make head or tail of the pace or the story (i assume there was one?). Maybe I have been mesmerized...
Abbott Skelding - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Not a huge fan of Biggie, but nice job taking the same title and making it completely different
D-mon - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I like the twist of the title. the pacing was a little hard for me to follow, but most rap is like that for me. I love it, but sometimes it's so hard to follow.
Below Average Dave - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
As stated earlier, hard to follow--this is largely because you switched the rhyme scheme so much that it makes it hard to read. . .
Matthias - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Good twist on the original song. Like I said before I'm a pretty big Notorious BIG fan. I might have missed out on this round but I sure don't want to miss out on this parody. True, There are a few things that could have been a little clearer but it's a highly original topic to a very tough song.

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