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Song Parodies -> "Super Speed"

Original Song Title:

"You and Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lifehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Super Speed"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A guy with super-speedy powers brags about said powers. Cause let's be fair, super speed is a pretty cool power.
I'm mo-oving qui-uick
Won't see that pu-u-unch 'til your teeth are starting to fly-y
The ha-ardest pa-art
Is slowing back down cau-ause there's not mu-uch reaso-on why

I've got super speed
And I'm gonna use it to stop evil du-udes
Assholes like you-ou
With my super speed
My bus ticket's useless cause I've ran ten mi-iles
In two seconds ti-ime, ho-ow 'bout you?

No, I do-on't need wi-ings
I'm so fast I ca-a-an run o-on water, that's ri-ight
Didn't li-ike the bu-urns
That came from the frictio-ion before I-I got my coo-ool suit here

I've got super speed
Which means that ev'rything is so slow, it's true-ue
Hurry up, du-ude
With my super speed
Evacuate buildings and in record ti-ime
Then I'll take the fi-ight strai-aight to you

There's nowhere you ca-an hide now
I can search this whole to-o-own
In five secs, it's i-irrefutable
Yes, I'll stop any scheme you try

I've got super speed
Although I can't recall how I got it, true-ue
I don't care, du-ude
With my super speed
Whether it's my genes or some chemical shi-ite
Still gonna own fi-ights with my super speed
I'll make make my fists vibrate while I'm punching you-ou
It's gonna hurt, true-ue
I've got super speed
Had to up my intake of food otherwi-ise
I would soon run ri-ight ou-out of juice

Still mo-oving quick
Don't blink now, bu-u-ud, cause you'll miss me beating your hi-ide

This is kind of a spiritual succussor to this parody, now that I think about it. Hence why I copy-pasted the intro.

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Timmy1000 - July 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Nicely done, COP and from one of my favorite groups for the OS. 555 MPH for you.

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