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Song Parodies -> "Brake More, Please"

Original Song Title:

"Take On Me"

Original Performer:

a-ha

Parody Song Title:

"Brake More, Please"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Most people know that you're not supposed to go seven thousand miles an hour in a parking lot. This a-hole doesn't!
Shoppin' today
Drivers think I'm in their way
Normally that's o-okay
Except for the mad wa-ay you dri-ive, dude
Speedin' away
It's a parkin' lot, slow down, oka-ay?

Brake more, please (brake more, please)
Brake, you clod (brake more, please)
Want to walk
And not become goo

This ain't the highway
There's a limi-i-it to your spee-eed
Stop this cha-arade
Not GTA, there's rules to obe-ey
More folks than me
Who don't want closeups of your Ferrari

Brake more, please (brake more, please)
Brake, you clot (brake more, please)
Parking lots
Aren't your playground, dude

Oh, I'm in your way? Yeah
I wonder what the cops will say 'bout your crap today?
I'm hearin' less noise out of your engine
Keep that up, okay?
Other folks might send violence your wa-ay

Brake more, please (brake more, please)
Brake, you sod (brake more, please)
I'm still on
The walkway (brake more, please)
Brake more, please
Brake, you clod (brake more, please)
So much for (brake more, please)
Your big change (brake, you sod)

The only thing he changed was his gears, from fast to SUPERFAST. You know, cause he's kind of a dick.

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Jonathan - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
I imagine several people actually do speed through parking lots not realizing they are in one probably too busy looking at their phone (texting while driving is getting to be a huge issue ya know!) 5's
John Lomain - May 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Someone I knew from Driver's ed backed into a parked car then drove into another parked car. This was funny, 5's

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