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Song Parodies -> "Window Wash"

Original Song Title:

"Pillowtalk"

Original Performer:

Zayn

Parody Song Title:

"Window Wash"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. Some things just won't get clean...
Dirty glo-obs
It's plain gro-oss, that much I know
Tryna scru-ub
It all o-off, but it won't go
I've wasted my da-ay, isn't real leisu-ure
Been tryna remove the dirt, but see? It's all still stuck, I blame the weathe-er
All that I want is some measu-ure of real rain
Then my windows, I could see through
Because it's hard to rush straight down the highwa-ay
When all you see is dirty goo

I need a better scra-ape-er
Damn, why won't it disappea-ear?
Don't want this shit to smea-ear, yeah
Can't just live with fai-ailu-ure
If my vision is blo-ocked, I'll ge-et sudde-en sto-ops
Don't want that, no way, isn't safe, gotta scrape
All of this shit right off
Not a pleasant sight, it's pretty damn gross
It impedes my sight and tha-at's a no-no

Window wa-ash
Not a hobby-y, my new life
Sick of i-it
Weird to me-e: how'd it ge-et here?
Not been out all da-ay, how's it collecti-in'
All of this crud, dude? It's beyond me, but it's still stuck, been no deflecti-in'
I want it all to go, no need to explai-ain
Because I've dropped enough damn clues

What's wrong with this damn scra-ape-er?
The box said that it would clea-ear
This crap, but it just smea-ears, yeah
I'm no fan of fai-ailu-ure
This should've been the cu-ure, but i-it won't co-ome o-off
Should be on it's way, I've been sprayin' all day
All of this soap and suds
Why won't it just lie upon the damn floor?
Makes no sense, alright, I've ru-ubbed my hands raw

Scrub this shite, left and right, won't leave my Hyundai
Won't go, oh no, no joke, huge load
Stuck too tight, isn't right, raisin' my eyebrow high
Please go, won't go, don't know why, though

Not sure if it's the scra-ape-er
To blame for why this stuff smea-ears
And will not disappea-ear, yeah
Pissed off at this fai-ailu-ure
And no it's not becau-ause they're ti-inted bla-ack, do-ork
Not that dumb, okay? Got a brain that works great
Don't just sit, grab a cloth
Lend a hand, alright, we'll make this stuff go
If two won't work, I'll repla-ace the window

Given how this song is all about the darker side of relationships, does anyone else wanna hear The Weeknd do a cover of it?

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