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Song Parodies -> "Diving So High"

Original Song Title:

"Time of Our Lives"

Original Performer:

Pitbull & Ne-Yo

Parody Song Title:

"Diving So High"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Dude's been forced to dive from the highest diving board. Even though he doesn't want to. Because his friend's kind of a prick.
How you got me to go swimmin' with you, I don't know (hey)
Don't really swim lots, but that's why I'm now mad, though (whoo)
You see, it's all because you went and forced me, bud (hey)
To go for a dive and from the highest one
Hey, don't wanna now
Ooh, I can't be divin' this hi-i-igh (way too damn high)
Yeah, it's scary
Ooh, how do you dive from this hi-i-igh (I won't)?
Hey, hey, hey (I'm shakin'), I'm shakin' now (oooooh whoo!)

I swear that acrophobic I'm not
But this damn divin' board has got my nerves shot (hey)
Can't handle bein' here at the top
Why'd you act the dou-ouche tonight?
It's so high, have to brush off
E'vry kind of cloud, wish you would stop
Yellin' out "Dive already!" I will not
Cause I'm locked, locked, locked in a state of shock
You blocked all (hey) exit paths (hey)
Don't think I deserve (hey) this kinda treatment, man (hey)
Just let me come down, I'll let you dive next
This height ain't normal, might break my neck
You wanna see this play out, but I don't get
What you're gettin' from this besides me wet

Why you're so focused on me divin' down, I don't know (hey)
This ain't no sitcom, and I just don't get the joke (whoo)
I'm not a divin' buff, afraid that if I jump (hey)
I'll fail to land right and look like such a dunce
Hey, don't wanna now
Ooh, I can't be divin' this hi-i-igh (hey)
Yeah, it's scary (hey)
Ooh, how do you dive from this hi-i-igh (hey)?
Hey, hey, hey (oh), I'm quakin' now (oooooh ow!)

It's so freezin' at this height
It could be worse if I was wet, mind
Wind on wet bare flesh, that's cold as
But the real point is: you've gone mad
You've got a crowd to put the peer pressure on (hey)
Guess you missed all those cartoons that said it was wrong (hey)
I don't like starin', wish they'd rack off
Bet they're bettin' on a belly-flop
I would say that's good for a yuck (hey)
But now that dude's me, not laughin' as much (hey)
Doesn't help you got me here with lit'ral shoves
Then to "help" me get up, poked me in the butt (yeah)
With a pole that reached right up
To the divin' board, that's a little bit nuts
Your mad eyes ain't right, you might have lost it, bud

Why you're so obsessed with me divin' down, I don't know (hey)
The punchline is lost kinda like my lunch below (whoo)
You're callin' it gross, but I only lost my lunch (hey)
Because this huge height is way too far from fun
Hey, don't wanna now
Ooh, I can't be divin' this hi-i-igh (hey)
Yeah, it's scary (hey)
Ooh, how do you dive from this hi-i-igh (hey)?
Hey, hey, hey (oh), I'm freakin' now

It might appear like I'm stallin' (it might appear like I'm stallin')
Well, that's because I'm totally stallin' (that's right, I'm totally stallin')
I'm hopin' the pool closes up (closes up)
Shuts right up (shuts right up), forcin' us (forcin' us)
To give up tonight (tonight), oh (oh), wait (wait)
Because I think that I can hear somethin' (I think that I can hear somethin', eh)
Sounds like footsteps behind me, nonsense (footsteps behind me, that's nonsense)
I know that I'm the only one (only one)
That is up (that is up) here now, bud (here now, bud)
Someone touched me, right (me, right), oh (oh) great (great)

So, you really went through the effort to climb
To shove me off the board, man?
And now I'm plummetin' down, it's a long way
You're such a big asshole

Why you went that far to make me dive down, I don't know (hey)
The line has been crossed, we're no longer friends, you blow (whoo)
Was that you laughin', bud? All I can hear's the rush (hey)
Of the wind past my ears, how can this be fun?
Hey, you've done it now
Ooh, no fan of divin' this hi-i-igh (hey)
Yeah, it's scary (hey)
Ooh, if I survive from this di-i-ive (hey)
Hey, hey, hey (oh), I'll smash your mouth

Okay, scratch that "kind of", his friend's a complete prick.

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