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Song Parodies -> "Staking Me"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Me"

Original Performer:

Topic & A7S

Parody Song Title:

"Staking Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"It's like she has that monk class ability that lets you jump as far as you want, only to her, it applies to conclusions." - Roy Greenhilt, The Order of the Stick
La-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie

Honestly, I never thought that you would ever
Be this friggin' stupid, right, eh-eh
You've jumped to conclusions, it's a sad delusion
I'm no creature of the night
I stay up 'til the mornin' 'cause I suck at sleepin'
It's not because I'm drainin' blood vessels each evenin'
Such a bizarre "J'accuse!", laugh so hard that I'm weepin'
At least I would but that means pain

Surprised you'd do this, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
Just because I passed on the sauce with the garlic
It doesn't mean I lack a soul or a real heart
So before one of us becomes the departed
Stop this stupid farce, don't run through my heart
Surprised you'd do this, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me

In circles, we're goin', literal and spoken
By this theory, you're consumed, eh, ayy
Point at my incisors, say they're a size larger
Than the av'rage person's tooth
So what if they're both longer? There's so many reasons
A quirk of my genetics, so what I'm not needin'
Is you bein' a fool with a sharp stick, I'm leavin'
As soon as you start actin' sane

This is so stupid, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
Can't believe I lived for so long with a dipshit
Who's standin' there and claims that my smell tipped him off
Runnin' water? That's not the answer, you big twit
Baths can suck it, 'cause I'm a werewolf, Mark
This is so stupid, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me

Just like yesterday, I must ask: why must all the good songs not be as big as they should be? You mean we had room in 2020 for Mood and Life Is Good but this absolute banger? Oy.

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