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Song Parodies -> "The Diamond - Pt. I (Dumb)"

Original Song Title:

"The Island - Pt. I (Dawn)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Diamond - Pt. I (Dumb)"

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The Lyrics

If you wanna steal a shiny thing, fine. Just don't take the big shiny thing in the middle of the room with nothing guarding it. That's a stupid plan.
See that shine? It's the final one
For your MacGuffin hoard, there for the takin'
Such a prize, but give it a think
Is it worth it now? Take a look at it

Because I'm fairly sure
Middle of the room? Ain't right
Oh yes, I'm fairly sure
It's a trap in here tonight

That spotlight's a suspicious one
Since there's nothin' else in this room, my hunch
Is "a trap", fear won't be gone
'Cause this gem's gleamin', good sign, that's not

Am I the only one who sees
The lack of obstacles left, right or between
You and the huge diamond you crave?
Because to my eyes, that means you should escape

Listen, I'm fairly sure
This is too easy, alright
Come on, I'm fairly sure
If you take that, then you'll find

A lot of death is sure to come
Please don't be a dumbass, think hard for once
I look back, the deed is one
And look, there's Satan thrice cloned, well done

Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

No, you're not getting a Pt. II. It's only got eight words in it. Though one can imagine that the instrumental could be set to the scene of the two schmucks running from and/or fighting the three Satans. I'd call it The Diamond - Pt. II (Fuck).

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