-> "Bottomless Magazines"
Original Song Title:
"Fire Meet Gasoline"
Parody Song Title:
"Bottomless Magazines"
The Lyrics
This film is dumb in ways real fun, but I'm
Failin' to turn off my mind, I see
That all the guns are set to rapid fire
The rat-a-tats get tired, you see
And so to my wanderin', wanderin' mind
All I can, all I can spy
Somethin' dumb, somethin' dumb and kinda bogus
Despite all the rat-a-tats, rat-a-tats now
It's a constant blast, constant, somehow
Never stoppin' to reload it, it's all I can notice
So hard not to see bottomless magazines
Bottomless magazines, see use all the time
Pulls me out the scene when it's all I can see
Bottomless magazines, bottomless magazines (oh-whoa-oh)
They've got all they need (oh-whoa-oh-oh) to murder all they see (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
Bottomless magazines, cause who has the time (oh-whoa-oh)
To reload? No, we need (oh-whoa-oh-oh) more dead mooks on the screen (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
Bottomless magazines, in use all the time
If they took time to reload, then I might
Invest in just why they kill guys
Because right now? Tension lacks, tension lacks, wow
I don't give a crap, give a shit now
If they can't run out of bullets, then what is the problem?
Ev'ry action scene, bottomless magazines
Bottomless magazines, sometimes I rewind
Just to check and see if I just missed a scene
Bottomless magazines, bottomless magazines (oh-whoa-oh)
But it's true, I see (oh-whoa-oh-oh) nothin' there, I just see (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
Bottomless magazines ev'ry friggin' time (oh-whoa-oh)
Not just in this movie (oh-whoa-oh-oh), it's quite the common theme (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
Bottomless magazines, in use all the time
Whether they're belt-fed or just clips
Ev'ry gun has a ton of blood-spillin' bullets
Mood's less dire, right, when you find
The lack of "Crap, got no ammo left!"
In fact, I checked if this flick
Started off as an old video game, cause then
Constant fire might feel just right
No ammo stashes in old games, but then
I soon came to see bottomless magazines
Bottomless magazines were not cause of my
"Game precedent" screed, just failed accuracy
Bottomless magazines, bottomless magazines (oh-whoa-oh)
So sick of this scene (oh-whoa-oh-oh), because all I can see (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
Bottomless magazines, they're draggin' out time (oh-whoa-oh)
No pauses, just a spree (oh-whoa-oh-oh) of death with wanton glee (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
Bottomless magazines, in use all the time
It's seen all the time
Seen all the damn time
In films all the time
Meh, meh
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