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Song Parodies -> "The Covers We Share"

Original Song Title:

"The Mother We Share"

Original Performer:

CHVRCHΞS

Parody Song Title:

"The Covers We Share"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Stop hogging the bed, asshole!
A bed has two sides, two person-sized lanes
You understand that, right? You have said so
Shouldn't be so hard to move over just a bit
Would mean you'd have to try, you would think so

I am tryna sleep, for which I need some room 'neath the blanket
But the covers we share aren't evenly distributed, stop it
I might fall off and then awake on the floor, you see
But the covers we share are kept from me, you don't need to hog it

Other nights, I find I wake up frozen here
Because they cover you but me? Less so
Tried to take some, it's true, but you hold so tightly
Real good grip in your sleep, cold wind still blows

Do you really need all of the sheets? I'm freezing my buttocks
'Cause the covers we share are meant to be on both of us, honest
The nights are long but you can make it easy on me
With the covers we share by letting me have some, please don't hog it

Want to sleep tight for once, why must you be a pest?
Don't leave me in the cold, thought you should know
No need to be a butt or even worse, a big ass
Just 'cause this bed here ain't mine, I know

My own's filled with fleas and dread disease, I still need to wash it
So the covers we share aren't normally so, but for now, stop it
Yes, I have scrubbed myself, okay? So make room for me
Let the covers we share cover up me, it's so rude to hog it

...well, there's a new wrinkle.

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