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Song Parodies -> "Pay Up the Toll"

Original Song Title:

"We Want Your Soul"

Original Performer:

Adam Freeland

Parody Song Title:

"Pay Up the Toll"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Robin Hood : Kindly let me pass.
Little John : Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
A toll booth, a problem, a fine, the idea:
No cash-grab? No entry, no hand-out? No "here"
Your bankcard, your price is your whole, I fear
No debt card? No way, bro, no problem, no "dear"
Your pounds, your so'ms, your pesos, your soles
Your dollars, your euros, your rubles, your dongs
Your lei, your rand, your yen, your francs
Your baht, your won, I want the all (pay up the toll)

Your cash right now to pass on by
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)

Cough up your moolah, your stash, your cheese
Give up your cheddar, your paper, your green
Your bacon, your clams, your chump change, your fives
Your Franklins, your Benjis, your Lincolns, your dimes
Show me your singles, your tenners, your dough
Here, I'll take 'em, take the whole set, take them home
Get a vault, get a big bank, get a pit dug, get a few
Not my problem if that means all that you needed for food
Is taken, it's your fault, it's true, you came by this giant-ass toll booth
You had to pass right by my ass, so it's simply my job to take all your cash (pay up the toll)

Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)

Your watch, your belt buckle, your belt, your tee
Your checkbook, your wallet, your shoes, your jeans
It's security, isn't bribery, it's common sense for society
To scrimp and save and fail that to pay

This matter's simply clerical, one more payment and you can roll again
Here, add this, pay up
This ain't free, don't know what to tell you
This ain't free, don't know what to tell you

Pay up the toll

Here's contracts, here's tenders, here's leases, here's bargains
Here's prenups, here's treaties, here's a deal and commitment
Use a pencil, not my pencil, I'll take it once over
Really hope you like never buyin' that Range Rover
Here's a pact, here's tons of fees, here's some terms, here's more fees
Here's concordats, here's agreements, here's covenants, here's arrangements
Here's subleases, here's some retainers, here's packages, here's no waivers
Here's procurements, here's long duration, here's contractors, here's paperwork (pay up the toll)

Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)

This matter's simply clerical, one more payment and you can roll again
Here, here's a clerical monster headache, add this, pay up
This matter's simply clerical, here's a clerical monster headache
Here's no way to get out of it
Watch your plans to fix your old car go right down into the sewer
I congratulate you on missin' all the signs before this
Here's your life full clerical
This ain't free, don't know what to tell you
This ain't free, don't know what to tell you

Pay up the toll
Pay up the toll
Pay up the toll
Pay up the toll
Pay up the toll
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)
Your cash right now to pass on by (pay up the toll)

No exits, no way, no goin' astray
No back-outs, no pullouts, no possible escape
No evac, no withdraw, no damn retreat
No departure, no out, no way you can leave (pay up the toll)
Here's a pact, here's tons of fees, here's some terms, here's more fees
Here's concordats, here's agreements, here's covenants, here's arrangements
Wait, where the bloody, friggin', freakin', frickin', freakin', friggin', bloody, frickin', freakin', bloody, freakin', frickin' hell are you goin'?

Actual currencies referenced in the first verse: the Uzbekistani so'm, the Peruvian sol, the Vietnamese dong, the Romanian leu, the South African rand, the Thai baht and the Korean won (both Koreas).

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