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Song Parodies -> "Glass Out"

Original Song Title:

"Pass Out"

Original Performer:

Tinie Tempah

Parody Song Title:

"Glass Out"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
Ow, I'm okay, I'm good
Let's go!

Yeah, yeah, I'm runnin' hard now
I'm dodgin' bullets from the arseholes with scars now
My only hope to make the distance more "afar" now
Is to run full-tilt and knock the glass out
It might cause me pain
It's the only way (yeah)
To escape them now
Must brace my shoulder now (yeah), knock glass out (glass out) (ah)

Yeah, it's bizarre now
Today started with no hints of my past now
I lived a very, very, very, wild lifestyle
Walter White and Scarface, eat your heart out (yeah)
Not on the sellin' side, I shut all of that hard down
It got too dangerous, I've got some nasty scars now
I thought I could escape it, livin' on a ranch now
But you know the clich├ęs by heart now (uh-huh)
Yeah, yeah, "one more job" note on my dresser
No pleasure in my leisure with that kinda pressure
So like a dunce, I signed the message with a "Yes, sir"
Some evil professor who's a crack and meth possessor
Might be an expresser of regret and sheer displeasure
But I can't say actin' reckless to stop that kind of transgressor
Ain't fun, well, there's a really big exception:
When a window's in my exit direction (yeah)

Yeah, I'm runnin' hard now
Dodgin' the pellets from the arseholes I've scarred now
It seems the only way to bring us more apart now
Is to make a hit and knock the glass out
Ipll push through the pain
It's the only way (yeah)
To shake them off now
I'm grittin' my teeth now, knock glass out (glass out)

Yeah
Glad they haven't hit me, like they're Stormtroopers, man

Yeah, no time to scope to check the drop, doubt there's a soft floor
Though given how scripted my life is, no dropped jaw
If there's a dumpster or a hay truck, got that luck sort
But I'll just have to take the risk, make my butt sore
I've gotta run into it hard, what I got taught
At the academy when there's no back or front door
Without findin' a bunch of thugs, with-guns sort
Really hope these lads suck at jump sports, ah
Not stoppin', no, but I thank God they blow
At shootin' at my skull 'cause they've emptied their whole damn load
Into the glass I'm gonna jump into, the structure's blown
Cracks in the very foundation, now my shoulder's load
Is less heinous, still gonna blow
Real glass is not sugar like all those copper shows (hey!)
Holds up to visual and maybe audio
But not as scary, hope (hey!) my blood stays off the floor (yeah)

Yeah, I'm runnin' hard now
Hopin' the bullets miss my arse, don't like scars now
It's how it's goin' when the chase is out of cars now
You'll end up with this, must knock the glass out
Man, this exit way
Will give lots of pain
Both when you come down
And when you crash through, ow, knock glass out (glass out) (whoa-oh)

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (uh), whoa-oh
Hate to bleed, that leaves a trail for trackin', damn it (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hate to learn my plummet was pointless, landin' (whoa-oh)
In a truck that was their trap (whoa-oh)
Not worth that pain to end up with a setback (whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)
Gonna see me dive through the sky, hope that'll stop 'em
"No-one could survive that", they'll sigh and then start walkin'
Go back to their site followed by my glass-filled bottom
Shut them down tonight so that I can sleep, I'm wantin'

Look, I wanna lay
Down sometime, okay?
'Cause once you've dropped down
Your body hates you now, knocked glass out (glass out)
It's worth all that pain
If they're locked away
Their whole scheme shut down
And I'm paid double now, knocked glass out (glass out)

Fall down
Fall down
Fall down
Fall down

Glass out

A lot of the time, I end up catching myself making a rhyme that only makes sense for my Australian accent, so I go back to rewrite for the benefit of my mostly American audience. So you can imagine how much it was doing my head in parodying an British rapper for once! Vindication for the non-rhotics!

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