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Song Parodies -> "Brick Hit You"

Original Song Title:

"Stickwitu"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Brick Hit You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude gets hit with a brick and so blames the nearest person, who swears that it totally wasn't him, really, honestly, stop staring at him.
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
C'mon

I can't believe what you're tryna sa-a-ay
Though I get you're quite upset at the pain, that's ju-ust fi-ine
But that's no excuse to make things u-up
And throwin' the blame my wa-ay
Yes, I know I'm the only one who-o's he-ere
But I-I must sa-ay, hey

It's a thing that I would do ne-ever
Heard a brick hit you, get be-etter
It wasn't me who sent it flyin'
Sucks a brick hit you
There's no need to go and blame me
Seems a brick hit you, sou-ounds a-achey
But you're just lashin' out cause of the pain
Sucks a brick hit you-ou

Why am I the one gettin' the bla-a-ame?
Just because there's a big stack of red bricks to my-y ri-ight
My hand's got conspicuous crease lines consistent
With the just-thrown brick, but plea-ea-ease
I want you to know that kinda violence i-i-i-is not me (it's not me)
Have to say

This kinda thing I would do ne-ever
Heard a brick hit you, get be-etter
I swear to you that I'm not lyin'
Sucks a brick hit you (oh-oh-oh mate)
I'm offended that you'd blame me
Seems a brick hit you, sou-ounds a-achey (yeah)
It seems to me that you're not thinkin' straight
Cause a brick hit you-ou

Bi-ig o-o-o-o-ow
Don't think that it's gonna bleed (no proof that it'll bleed)
Hu-uge o-o-o-o-ow
Still makes no sense to blame, blame i-it on me-e
It's not true-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue
You're never gonna convince me
That it's the truth (buddy, i-it ain't true)
C'mon, believe me (I'd neve-er hurt thee, ah-ee-ah)

I know I'm standin' around
Where the brick flew from now
That proves nothin' abou-out
Who hit you with that brick, please
Believe in me-e no-ow (he-e-e-he-e-e-ey)
I know I've beef with you now
Ev'rybody in town
Knows you stole my car no-ow (ooh-ooh)
Still not true 'bout that brick, please
Don't be that stu-upid, mate, hey

This is a thing that I'd do ne-ever
Heard a brick hit you, get be-etter
Pinnin' the blame, too hard, you're tryin'
Sucks a brick hit you (c'mon)
I understand that you hate me
Seems a brick hit you, sou-ounds a-achey
But you're bein' too quick to place the blame
Sucks a brick hit you-ou
Swear this is a thing I'd do ne-ever
Heard a brick hit you, get be-etter
I'm not guilty at all, no lyin'
Sucks a brick hit you
This theory of yours is crazy
Seems a brick hit you, sou-ounds a-achey
If you don't mind, I'm gonna run away
Cause a brick hit you-ou

I'm pretty sure a brick to the head wouldn't leave one in a condition to accuse someone and point out conclusive evidence of said accusation, but then there wouldn't be a parody, now would there?

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