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Song Parodies -> "Telepathy"

Original Song Title:

"Jeopardy"

Original Performer:

The Greg Kihn Band

Parody Song Title:

"Telepathy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Always remember that "mind-reader" and "knobhead" are not mutually exclusive descriptors...
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Is it true that you hate me, dude?
The thought just brings me down
You claim that you said no such thing, ain't true
Just wasn't said out loud
I know I did that with no warnin'
But face it: it's just what I'm like
I love findin' what's kept under
Your skull, I don't much care if it's right, I, I

I've got telepathy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I've got telepathy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Call it rude, call it creepy, how?
So I know what you think
You should be used to no privacy now
More secrets while you blink
Things I know will keep pilin' on
Cause I've been pryin' for so long
Best to make your peace with that, so
Take that tinfoil hat off, yeah, yeah

I've got telepathy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I've got telepathy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

My brain grows, I can't turn it off
You might think I'm sick of it all
'Fraid that I'll still be that asshole
Who, with PIN codes, makes off, yeah, yeah

I've got telepathy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I've got telepathy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You've got telepathy jealousy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You've got telepathy jealousy, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Got telepathy, baby

Also known as "when someone writes a hatefic about Professor X but doesn't wanna get all rapey about it".

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Jonathan - March 07, 2018 - Report this comment
5s, but you probably already knew that...

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