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Song Parodies -> "Bloody Weather"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Bloody Weather"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The weather can be fickle, that's the truth. Particularly in spring. This is the tale of one guy who's had enough and confronts the weather...somehow.
Bloody weather, breaks my mind
Today you're pouring rain on me
Bloody weather, now you're dry
Ah-hah wait no, you're quite damp and muggy

Bloody weather tell me why
Today you're warm while you're rainy
Bloody weather, makes me cry
Ah-hand now you're too hot, you're melting me

I'm sick of all this bloody weather
Wish you'd make up your mind
Stick to one goddamn temperature
That'd ease my temperament
That'd ease my mind
But you don't give a crap, you are so cold

Bloody weather, never "fine"
You're either hot or freezing, jeez
Bloody weather, so unkind
Ah-hah hot and cold like Katy Perry

I'm tired of this bloody weather
You keep changin' your mind
Sometimes wet, and sometimes frozen
Feelin' the wind's dry current
Dryin' out my eyes
It hits me like a dart and plus, it's cold

Bloody weather, it's a crime
You're changin' just to mess with me
Bloody weather, don't know why
Ah-haa it isn't right, that's plain to see

Bloody weather, ain't it time
For you to stop this lunacy
Bloody weather please define
Why-hyyyy you're such a total dick to me

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John Barry - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Bloody hot here.
Matthias - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm used to weather this wacky living in Cleveland, Ohio. Where we're known for our upside down rain and snow in the middle of summer.
agrimorfee - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment
This season in Chicago it has been shiver one day, sweat buckets the next. As far as your parody goes, the lines with the gutter language were the funny ones.
Blaydeman - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Living in the Midwest, the weather is always in flux, so this made perfect sense to me! Awesome job!
Rex - July 17, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A concept that almost everyone can relate to. Nice Katy reference.
Below AverageD ave - July 19, 2011 - Report this comment
This was good TCOP, just make sure that you find an Australian to record it because hearing bloody sang that many times by an Australian would add to the humor because it would sound more natural than an American singing it. I love the word bloody:)

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