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Song Parodies -> "Weak Slow Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Seek Bromance"

Original Performer:

Tim Berg

Parody Song Title:

"Weak Slow Dance"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Hey everybody Let's do the Slow-mo Shuffle!

Why are you glaring at me like that?
I could waltz with you, foxtrot, tango too
Pick the pace right up cause this is too slow
Is this a dance move? Not much happening there
Shuffle to the right, driving me quite spare
It's a little sad, this circle dance of doom
We have barely moved from this one place, yeah-eah-eah
This whole concept is a joke, we shuffle round a bunch like hopeless drones
Spinning on our shoes, I've counted twenty-four
So what are we still here for?
Spinning on our shoes, I've counted thirty-four

Spinning on our shoes, I've counted forty-four
Not what I came here for
Spinning on our shoes, I've counted fifty-four
It's not that fun for me
Spinning on our shoes, I've counted sixty-four
Is this what you came here for?
Spinning on our shoes, counted seventy-four

This is such a farce, dancing face to face
Just the two of us stuck in this embrace
Wanna add some flash but they've filled up the room
Glad I'm close to you, just want some space, yeah-eah-eah
Way too many other couples in here all at once, the motion slows
Spinning on our shoes, I've counted eighty-four
This slog ain't what I'm here for
Spinning on our shoes, I've counted ninety-four

It's getting hard to breathe, it's pretty hard to breathe
It's really hard to breathe, should not be hard
Spinning on our shoes, counted one-twenty-four
This slog's what they're aiming for
Spinning on our shoes, counted one-thirty-four
To me it seems crazy, so bleak
Spinning on our shoes, counted one-forty-four
Let's ditch this lame-ass floor, baby, yeah
Spinning on our shoes, counted one-fifty-four

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