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Song Parodies -> "Post-Apocalypse Leather"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Spend the Night Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Post-Apocalypse Leather"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope yeh like leather." - Mr. Krabs. When Spongebob references the trope, you know it's a thing. Enjoy!
Ba-da-da-dup, bap-bap-ba-da-dup
Ba-da-da-dup, bap-bap-ba-da-dup
Ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap (why, why, why, why?)
Ba-da-da-dup, bap-bap-ba-da-dup

Somethin' I've noticed, crops up from time to time
Ba-da-da-dup, bap-bap-ba-da-dup
Seems most shows set after the end have miles and miles
Ba-da-da-dup, bap-bap-ba-da-dup
Of people wearin' leather all the ti-i-ime (all of the time)
It makes no sense to me, I'll tell you why
Yes, I'm askin' why, why, why, oh why:
Post-apocalypse leather
Don't think that I'll get it ever
Can't feel good on their nethers, ow
Ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap (oh why, why, why, oh why-y?)
Ba-da-da-dup, bap-bap-ba-da-dup

I know when you're tryin' to survive, it's like
Point's not comfort, however
Somethin' more practical than dry cow hide
Somethin' that stretches better
Sick of all the Mad Max rejects 'rou-ou-ound (they're all around)
Aren't we beyond Thunderdome by now? All 'round this town, tell me why, why
Post-apocalypse leather
Not quite suited for the weather
It's quite the sweat-collecter

Post-apocalypse leather
Like some punk-rock get-together
Do-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do
To me it just seems crazy
And a tiny bit lazy
All this aesthetic-sharin', wow
Post-nuke world's full of punk jerks
Mohawks and tons of leather
Real tough men, so no pleather no-o-ow
Ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap (oh why, why, why, why, why-y?)
Ba-da-da-dup, bap-bap-ba-da-dup

It gets repetitive, so I feel it's lame, so why
Does ev'ryone wear leather?
Hope someone 'round here knows how to bathe, oh my
Don't think they change clothes ever
I know it's an odd priority-y-y (odd priority)
To critique the fashion post-World War Three
Oh why, why, why, why, why, why
Post-apocalypse leather
So tight that it just might sever
Your limbs and your poor nethers, o-o-ow
Ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap (oh why, why, why, why, why-y?)
Post-apocalypse leather
It's so damn squeaky, sure they can do better, just why (ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap)
Post-apocalypse leather
I prefer ma-aterials that breathe just fi-ine (ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap)
Post-apocalypse leather
In ev'rythin', it gets so friggin' samey, so why-y (ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap)
Post-apocalypse leather
It just seems lazy, oh why, why, why, why, why-y (ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap)
Post-apocalypse leather
All in dead co-ow, not comfy when you dri-ive (ba-da-da-dup, bap, bap)
Post-apocalypse leather

Actually, you know something's a thing when friggin' Sesame Street references it. Seriously, google "Sesame Street Game Of Chairs". Sesame Street does a Game of Thrones sketch. Oh yeah.

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Matthias - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
It's not a bad parody but it falls into that type of parody that talks about one topic and keeps repeating it kind of killing the joke. I think a general post apocalyptic style parody would of been cool making fun of everything Mad Max but sticking just to the leather clothing kind of kills the joke.
Unrealistic Reality - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, in their defense, certain parts of California are already beginning to look a lot like the Mad Max movies, complete with tattooed mutant punks wearing vaguely homoerotic leather clothes and other bondage fetish gear terrorizing the remaining clean-living people.
Unrealistic Reality - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, in their defense, certain parts of California are already beginning to look a lot like the Mad Max movies, complete with tattooed mutant punks wearing vaguely homoerotic leather clothes and other bondage fetish gear terrorizing the remaining clean-living people.
Patrick - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I thought most serious preppers looked for military style web gear. Mad Max never made much sense to me. When the world goes completely to heck, there is not going to be enough fuel or food to sustain a life style of suicidal car chases across the Outback.
Rob Arndt - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Patrick, I'll bet that you did like the Pursuit Special V-8 Interceptor with supercharger (a '73 Ford Falcon XB GT conversion) and Max's VG Bentley sawed-off shotgun!!! Right???
Rob Arndt - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry TCOP- 555 for the parody!!!
Leough - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Oops! I'm going to have egg on my face for the parody I posted for today (Thursday). Regretfully, I didn't notice this parody until after I posted mine, otherwise I would have withheld mine from posting. I thought I should let you know that mine was written many weeks ago, and there certainly was no intention of copying your ideas. That being said, excellent job on this! 555! I hope if you see mine, you'll take it in the vein of great minds think alike.
Patrick - May 24, 2015 - Report this comment
The shotgun was definitely cool. Too bad the fed tax makes it prohibitive to own one. Always wanted to try driving a right-hand vehicle, but the few around here are mostly worn out Post Office jeeps.
Rob Arndt - May 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Contrary to popular belief, a sawed-off shotgun is not illegal if it is at least 18" long for barrel, smoothbore, and at least 26" overall length of the gun.

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