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Song Parodies -> "Tha Freeze"

Original Song Title:

"Tha Squeeze"

Original Performer:

Gang Starr

Parody Song Title:

"Tha Freeze"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"Think of it, Batman: to never again walk on a summer's day with a hot wind in your face, and a warm hand to hold. Oh yes, I'd kill for that."
Gotham, son, gets colder ev'ryday
More and more people begin to get more foul
Eugh, it's sick
My situation breeds hostile nations
Do they care what has happened?
I doubt it, for ev'ry night, the fool Batman swings on over
Talking 'bout how he's vengeance and the night
Wish I could laugh at that tripe
Can't even frown, all I can see
Is a world fraught with sadness and sorrow, I have something for them
Words burn them up, so now I got something for them

Who's the real criminal? Take a look behind the scenes
Corruption and greed: a commonplace routine
Tried to save my love, afraid to lose to disease
Poured my soul into medicine, put Nora on freeze
But the dirty businessman, one Ferris Boyle, he tried to stop
The tech to halt the fate of my wife had drained his stocks
Or some other nonsense he stupidly places above
The life of anyone, so when I refused to budge
Guess what happened? He barges in with mook-type folks
"He'll get his profit even if my limbs all end up broke
I don't deserve this, this man is just the dirtiest
It's time to end my meek subservience"
Those thoughts on my brain, I fought to stop pain
But I failed, was too frail, got tossed back a-ways
Leaked on by chemicals, freaked on
Now my icy cold glower will show I put the freeze on

I don't want power, the gold has no use
Except to up and sell to fund research, true
But corrupted businessmen will fear what I bring them
For I will put the freeze on all of them
Government fat cats, they refuse to share
With those who have the gall to, about life, care
My dear Nora still depends upon my work, 'til then
I have to put the freeze on all of them

For it, f-f-for, f-for it will be a cold day in hell before I give up
Nora, Nora, Nora needs that operation, my freezing gun grants respect
For it, for it will be a cold day in, day in hell before I give up
The freeze

Believe me, son, I will put the freeze on them
It's so sad, though I don't think the Bat agrees with them
I still get arrested for my mild criminal sprees
Ice picks sharp as sticks will race right down the street
Bat hunting, while I go through all the shops
They're fatal? Oh dear, I'm afraid I feel nothing
My feelings were cut that fateful night
I've lost most of my empathy for others, despite
What you may see, it seems that I have tears on my cheek
But have you seen them rolling? I doubt that, for they freeze
In the middle, means I must lack emotions, that's right
I'm already in too deep, so forget it, don't try
To bring me out of my life's suffering and pain
May be a cold-hearted man, I've got this tech suit for that
I need one or else I will breathe wrong
Research funds and suit power is why I'll put the freeze on

Don't want world power, that want just brings feuds
Between those villain "friends" that want my help, true
Only reason I say "yes" is cause I can't care less
For soon I'll put the freeze on all of them
I watch them go mad then extract my share
We both get what we want, so I think that's fair
Victor Fries? That man is dead, I'm Mister Freeze instead
For I will put the freeze on all of them

For-for, for it, i-i-it, for it will be a cold day in hell before I give up
For-for-for it, for it-it-it will be a cold day in hell before I give up
For it will be a cold day in hell before I give up
The freeze

"I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray you hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."

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