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For once one of my patented "re-use the original song title" parodies isn't really flipping the concept around here. It's just a more mundane angle than before.
Weird, spooky noises throughout all the night
It's nothin' worth a big fright
No restless dead or ghosts to fight
The rumbles are from my boredom that simply won't die
Can't lie here
I can't get no sleep

So I make curry
Paint half of the walls plaid, watch rats scurry
Diggin' pits, throwin' big bitch fits at young kids
Who I'm pretty sure cheat each time at CoD, beat me
Insomnia, please release me
And let me dream of anythin' but the spiders that I see
They won't eat flies, only me
And then suddenly I need to practice my karate
Loudly curse when I fall right on my bad knee
At least a couple of weeks since I last slept, kept takin' sleepers
But I still keep myself pepped
Never miss the night
Even though there's no light, I still can find
All the things I'm usin', huh, maybe I'm mad
This insomniac has perfect recall for crap
Odds will be in my favour 'til the day I collapse
I gets no sleep
I can't get no sleep

I can't get no sleep
I can't get no sleep
I need to sleep, I can't get no sleep
I need to sleep, I can't get no sleep

Bulbasaur used SLEEP POWDER! Noctowl's ability prevented it from falling asleep!

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