Took a jump off my roof
I was told I could fly by a strange man
And after I smashed my face
I tried to recall that guy who said I can
His name was Mr. Mime
Too much time at the Pokemon LAN

Weird times, strange times, I've had more than my share
When I sculled the Coke from twenty seven cans
I near floated through the air

Eighteen, I've got no job or a life, I'm bored as could be
It only took a couple of days 'till I painted me green
I swore that I would start a fire right on top of my bed
But when I tried to sleep in there, I burned off my rear end, oh

Strange times, odd times, I made friends with a bear
When the bugger got pissed cuz I ate his lunch
He just bashed me on the head

Odd times, weird times, had more than my fair share
And sometimes I think I should get off the hash*
But I can't be stuffed to care

Ran into a tree, broke my nose
I'm drinkin' straight out of a hose
I don't care what some people say
I'm gonna jump stark naked in some hay

I just do weird things to pass the time
Made a tiny flame, made a boom out of a fart