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Song Parodies -> "Tinfoil"

Original Song Title:

"Royals"

Original Performer:

Lorde

Parody Song Title:

"Tinfoil"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Living The Fantasy" self-challenge. "Foil" is pronounced with two syllables in this parody (foy-al). That said, crazy conspiracy dude. Enjoy!
I've never given out my full address
I know the hidden messages in the mo-ovies
You've been brainwashed by Johnny De-e-epp
All over this town, Illumina-ati

And ev'ry song's like "be sheep, no use, we'll control the world soon"
No way, no how, don't listen to the news
They'd ensnare me, but I'm wary of all their schemes
And ev'ry ad is like "In style, buy crap, we're a lizard species"
Yes way, lizards, proof on this USB
No-one cares, they've been brainwashed by Rihanna's hair

So I'm wearin' tinfoil (foil)
Now I won't be brai-ainwashed
The government is watching us
They've got our phones and pencils bugged
Ain't a wei-eird-ass rumour (rumour)
Don't be such a du-umb sheep
Cause this is the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth
It's a big conspiracy

Myself and I, we've cracked the co-ode
It helps to have alternate personali-ities
And so I know they know I kno-o-o-o-ow
That I'm onto them, they will not get my money

Cause ev'ry show's like "be hip, be cool, we'll control your mind soon"
No way, no how, gonna spread the real truth
Ev'rywhere, know that Beyonce's the lizard queen
And ev'ry movie's like "don't whine, sit back, you're all happy as sheep"
Yes way, heard it, cause I wear my undies
On my head, they sort out the messages, my friend

I'm still wearin' tinfoil (foil)
Stops me gettin' brai-ainwashed
Cause all the feds are watchin' us
Behind the wheel of ev'ry bus
It's more tha-an a rumour (rumour)
It's the truth, belie-ieve me
The lizards will rule, will rule, will rule, will rule
It's a huge conspiracy

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
This shit runs deeper than it seems
I'm gonna show the world, you'll see
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
But I think it's only fair
That you should be safe, so let me share

Here's a hat of tinfoil (foil)
Now you won't be brai-ainwashed
By all the lizards watching us
I swear it's true, no, I'm not nuts
Not a ba-alls out rumour (rumour)
It's all real, trust me-e, please
I'm not a mad fool, mad fool, mad fool, mad fool
It's a real conspiracy

Conspiracy theories are best told by a fire, a real crackly-crackly fire, not a two-bar electric fire, as that's just distracting, as in "The Titanic an insurance job, you say? I can''t possible concentrate on that because MY SHINS ARE MELTING".

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2LD4U - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
This is a hard song to parody (I think.) Great job!
no one - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Weird Al just ripped you off. Check YouTube : www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk .

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