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Song Parodies -> "4 Minutes (To Save The Girl)"

Original Song Title:

"4 Minutes"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"4 Minutes (To Save The Girl)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. One should never be indecisive when it comes to the whole saving-the-world shebang. This guy didn't get that memo, apparently...
Got lots of time, got an hour an' 14 minutes
(Easy peasy)
So simple, eh
Got loads of time, I got an hour an' 4 minutes
(Easy peasy)
Quite simple, eh
Got heaps of time, I got like 54 minutes
(Easy peasy)
Real simple, eh
Plenty of time, I got like 44 minutes
(Easy peasy)
Too simple, eh
Fair 'mount of time, I got like 34 minutes
(Easy peasy)
Bit simple, eh
I've got some time, I got like 24 minutes
(Easy peasy)
It's simple, eh
Ain't got much time, only got like 14 minutes
(Not so easy)
Not simple, eh
Shit, outta time, I only got like 4 minutes
(Feelin' queezy)
Bugger

Ah, crap, ah
Must move, c'mon
Hey, uh, c'mon
I botched it

(Damn it)
Hold on girl, shouldn't be hard since you're kinda tied up to that po-ole
Uh
Uh, I can't waste time, cause this bad guy is on a villainous ro-ole
Uh, mmmm
He needs a hobby, one like I had before I was the hero-o
Ain't the time for that, though-ough
Girl, no panic attack, cause I'm gonna save you, no time flat
Don't worry, I'm a pro-o (at hero things, I'm pro-o)
(Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, just a tick, c'mon)

Villain's plottin'
And I'm gonna stop 'im
Should stop talkin'
Gonna show 'im what I got
(Punch his bollocks now)
But I'm feelin'
You're kinda peeved cause
You've got chained hands
Gotta hurt, I tell you what

Your time I'm wastin'
I only got four minutes to save the girl
Procrastinatin'
Also gotta save the world
Villain's pacin'
I'll stall 'im for four minutes then save you, girl
But you've been strainin'
Not a long time, four minutes, it's, like, four minutes

I'm shuttin' up, shuttin' up
I need to think, right, I'm gonna
Uh, I'm gonna kick this guy's arse
Kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
But wait, here's a thought, here's a thought
I'll save you first if you wanna
Uh, then we'll both stop this guy's plot
Kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
(Thinkin' quickly now)

'Kay, I admit that I'm new to this "world's end prevention"
Yeah
All I know's stopping him and saving you, both things are good
Just don't know which to choose
Oh-oh-oh-oh he-ey
Should I blow up his big doomsday invention?
Well?
But that would leave you tied
And I don't have good feelings about that vat of goo
Looks acidic, too
(Quick decision, now)

I'm not stallin'
No, I'm only pond'rin'
Yes, I'm wond'rin'
If I should stop this guy's plot
Uh, c'mon
Still, I'm thinkin'
If that goes tits up
You'd be dead and
The world would go to this clot

Undo your chains then
Still got about four minutes to save the girl
Then we could pretend
That you died, then save the world
But I'm thinkin'
Might need more than four minutes to save the girl
Is that worth riskin'
World might end in four minutes, boom in four minutes

I'm thinkin' up, thinkin' up
I need a plan that's not bollocks
Uh, save you or kick this guy's arse
Kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
Oh crap, this is nuts, this is nuts
Bigger mess than Jackson Pollock
Uh, no better guy for this job
Kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
Screwed now

Yeah
Kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
Yeah, uh
Kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
I wasted all four minutes, here ends the world

At this point, I'm just assuming that Justin Timberlake and Timberland are proverbially joined at the hip. And I wouldn't have it any other way, TBH.

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