-> "Essays Bloody Essays"
Original Song Title:
"Sunday Bloody Sunday"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Essays Bloody Essays"
The Lyrics
I just got home from school today
The teacher assigned another damn essay
How long, it must be five pages long
That long? Too lo-oo-o-oo-o-ong
I can't write
Five pages of stuff, that's shite
There is no set topic, should be neat
I can't choose just one, it ticks off me
Should I write about the Great Wall
Is that too simple? Why can't the teach' just make the call?
Essays, bloody essays
Essays, bloody essays
Essays, bloody essays
Essays, bloody essays
Oh, brainstorm!
Gotta write it out, that sucks
Handwriting blows, I can't use Word, how come?
Simpler to choose something in Art
Paint one dot on a canvas, automatic pass!
Essays, bloody essays
Essays, bloody essays
How long, til this thing is due, how long?
Wish for, a mo-oo-o-oo-o-onth
As if, right
Write it in two weeks, that's shite
Real shite
Essays, bloody essays (it's shite)
So shite
Essays, bloody essays (real shite)
It's bollocks!
I've wasted two days, guys
My mind went astray
Must choose something today
To write about, oy vey (essays, bloody essays)
I'll write about some guy (essays, bloody essays)
Essays, bloody essays
Essays, bloody essays
Essays, bloody essays
Essays, bloody essays
I hate them!
Not too long until it's due
I'm sure I'll turn in some kind of atrocity (essays, bloody essays)
No rough drafts, I wonder why (essays, bloody essays)
Wrote five pages about nothing, no lie (essays, bloody essays)
And my twaddle got B-plus (essays, bloody essays)
Creativity, guess I won
Still...
I hate writing essays
Still hate writing essays
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