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Song Parodies -> "Not A Plagiarist"

Original Song Title:

"My Prerogative"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Not A Plagiarist"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"Difference" has three syllables in this parody (diff-er-ence). "Everybody" and variations have four (Ev-ry-bo-dy). I like to clarify syllable count. Also, the topic just sorta came to me after choosing this song to parody and noting the only words that sorta rhymes that I could think of were "derogative" and "derivative" and I extrapolated from there. I'm a little weird sometimes. Poodles.
People only seem to offer praise to you
And they compare you to guys like Don Bluth
But my question is...
Why do they hate mine?

They say I'm lazy
And that I don't care
My art's derivative
They say it's crappy
And I'm not worth a damn
Other insults I won't list
Some ask me questions
Like why do I steal?
I do not understand them
Last time I checked, I don't steal
It's irritatin'
I try hard to set them right
They listen? No
They just say I am shite

Everybody's hurlin' accusations at me
With words quite derogative (Load of lies)
"Did you get permission to steal this art from him?
There is no difference
It's so derivative"
(I'm not a plagiarist!)

It's original stuff I draw (I'm not a plagiarist!)
You can't bring up solid proof

You say I'm wrong
And you have real proof
"Ego's bigger than The Thing
This one line in this one strip, sounds like Charlie Brown
Two guys talk 'bout games just like Penny Arcade, wow!"

Everybody's drawin' real far-fetched conclusions
"This thing's kinda like this thing (By this guy)
For your consultation, here's more comparisons
You can't fault my logic"
I can if it's faulty!

Everybody's sendin' e-mails so accusin'
"You steal from this artist, quit! (Would be nice)
See his hat is blue here? It is also blue here
And there's more on my list
Why you're a plagiarist"

Logic's got more holes than a sieve (I'm not a plagiarist!)
And my hat is green, not blue!

Why can't I draw my shite
without all of the things
That people say
oh oh

Everybody's sayin' nasty things about me
"Reading his stuff is a gyp (Load of shite)
For my art fixation, my time I've been wastin'
Stolen stuff ain't my thing" (I say you're crazy)

Everybody's sendin' death threat e-mails at me
And with more of their "logic" (It's more like) (Conclusion jumpin')
Such failure within them, what random conclusions
Then I read their own strips
(And they're the plagiarists!)
You are TEARING ME APART, art critics!

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Old Man Ribber - July 22, 2010 - Report this comment
You're not a plagiarist...but I am! I've already reposted this on another site under my name! (Just kidding...nice job here) ;D
Matthias - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
This song sounds really familiar... Didn't you steal it from Spaff? (Just kidding, Well done stealing Sir)
Abbott Skelding - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry: Well done! Even if it does sound eerily familiar...Bobby Brown maybe lol
Below Average Dave - August 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Hmm . .is this about a particular incident on AmIRight--I don't know, good job, funny, not hilarious but funny, and to a tough Britney Song--which she has a number of
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Me, you and probably Matthias are probably the only people reading this who knows who Don Bluth is. And I don't know what you meant by Penny Arcade. With that in mind, this felt pretty random...is the singer a frustrated cartoonist?
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
This is excellent, even if I didn't know who Don Bluth was before googling him.
Rex - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Those who can, do. Those who can't, criticize. Interesting work.

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