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Song Parodies -> "Twist of the Nips"

Original Song Title:

"Flicka Da Wrist"

Original Performer:

Chedda Da Connect

Parody Song Title:

"Twist of the Nips"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. Life's hard when you have a niche interest that no-one else seems to share. There's way to remedy this, however...this ain't one of 'em.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-It's nonsense, it's nonsense, it's nonsense, it's nonsense (oh)
Watch for the twist of the nips

Stupid game (stupid game), stupid game (whoo, whoo)
Uh? Ergh
I hate this feelin', right, runnin' far from you (from you)
Don't want the feelin' of the consequences, dude (e-ergh)
You said you'll twist on my nips (my nips), don't like the twist of the nips (the nips)
You're gonna twist on my nips (whoo), don't like the twist of the nips (ergh)
Why must you twist on my nips? Don't like the twist of the nips (the nips)
But you'll still twist on my nips (my nips), don't like the twist of the nips (the nips)

Swear I've done nothin', I don't even know you (know you)
But you dragged me inside your large-ass livin' room (room)
Normally, I'd be peeved that you captured me (whoo, whoo)
But it's your weird obsession that's the worst part, see (yeah)
Made a game based around it (ergh), weird now (weird now)
I'm a big shoulder fan (uh), but I did not (did not)
Force some geeks (force some geeks), 'bout two or three ('bout two or three)
To run from slaps on the back (uh), that just ain't me (it isn't)
Don't like my nipples (my nipples) to be sore nipples (sore nipples)
For cryin' out loud (whoo), who wants sore nipples (sore nipples)?
Those who have nipples (eh) and like pained nipples (yeah)
Would work more for you (whoo), so get off my nipples (off)

Hate this game (hate this game), hate this game (whoo, whoo)
Uh? Ergh
Nobody else here likes runnin' far from you (from you)
If you asked us outright, we'd have said "Hell no, dude!" (e-ergh)
You said you'll twist on our nips (our nips), don't like the twist of the nips (the nips)
You're gonna twist on our nips (whoo), don't like the twist of the nips (ergh)
Why must you twist on our nips (uh)? Don't like the twist of the nips (uh)
But you'll still twist on our nips (eeeeergh), don't like the twist of the nips (uh, uh)

Tried to leave this game, gotta rest my nipples (leave this game)
When I ran into your yard, tripped a little (a tad)
Cause you set a trap if we ran out (huh)
Sends a shock to our nethers, that's just mad nuts (bro)
I was mad at your freak game, but that's the limit (ergh)
Could be worse, my poor nipples could've been tasered (been tasered)
But you throw excuses at me, each one rather lame (uh-huh)
"Nobody I asked said yes" (lame) Not okay (okay)
"There's a reason why nips" 'Kay then, blab it (okay then, blab it)
"Can't explain, cause you won't understand it" (ergh, ergh)
"Least I haven't grabbed (grabbed) chicks, okay (okay)?"
Cut that double standard bullshit, this is still insane (mad, mate)

Crazy game (crazy game), crazy game (whoo, whoo)
Uh? Ergh
I'm sure someone online shares your int'rest, dude (it's true)
Kidnappin' folks is, like, the worst choice to make, douche (e-ergh)
You said you'll twist on my nips (my nips), don't like the twist of the nips (the nips)
You're gonna twist on my nips (whoo, whoo), don't like the twist of the nips (ergh)
Why must you twist on my nips? Don't like the twist of the nips
But you'll still twist on my nips, don't like the twist of the nips

Writing this, it honestly felt like a warmup for parodying Bad and Boujee. The clipped flow, the constant ad-libs, the overall shittiness, it's all there.

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