Chorus:
Don't be so quick to, go astray (gotta stay happy)
The Gamecube is so shoddy, don't play (it's crappy)
You don't have to admit you, wanna play (gotta stay happy)
Just buy an Xbox, or a PS2 today (They're not crappy)

Verse 1 (Sucker):
3 consoles to choose from
I thought that i would hurl
Saw the Gamecube on the floor
I thought i'd give it a whirl
But now it's clear to me
My character doesn't move
No matter how hard i do
That button-mashin' thing i do

My guy would just stand
then he'd stand a little more
The bad guys would kill him
And there'd be a lot of gore
I know i'm thick, i'm wrong you're right
I'll throw the thing in the trash then I'll set it alight

Chorus

Verse 2 (Smartman):
I know what you mean
I had some trouble there, too
Just don't move, just stay calm
I'll ditch this piece of poo
See it appears to me
You didn't know what to do
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
I'll trade this for somethin' that's kool

Then i'll grab some games
Then i'll grab a couple more
I'll set up the TV
In the middle of the floor
I am not thick, I've got a clue
You should've bought an Xbox or perhaps a PS2

Chorus

Bridge:
I'm sorry, man
No disrespect, I don't mean no harm
I'm sorry man
I can't wait to play Brothers In Arms
I'm sorry, man
Hurry up, cause you're takin too long
I'm sorry man
Better be playin Halo by the end of this song

Other Bridge:
So what did you come for
I came to play THUG2
And you know that you don't wanna buy a Gamecube
Came to play Ghost Recon 2
You're searching for a better console
It's time to play Amped
If fun is there in the store, man

Hey
Play with me
Yea
Come on buddy

Chorus

Bridge

Don't be so quick to go astray
(Just think of Halo 2)
Don't be so quick to go astray
(We could pplay something)
Don't be so quick to go astray
(i like what you are playing right now)
Don't be so quick to go astray
(come play with me, man)

Are you getting me?
Let's play something
Let's make a bet
Cause i, gotta be playin Halo by the end of this song