-> "I'm a Crap Shot"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Robot"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Crap Shot"
The Lyrics
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh
I'm tryna aim and thro-o-ow
This empty Coke can into that recyclin' bin there
It won't go in, man, it's incredibly unfair, yeah-ee-yeah
Cause ev'ryone's shots, they always sco-ore
But my shots tend to swerve, why are they poo-oor?
Oh-oh-oh
Not a big problem, I kno-o-ow, yeah-ee-yeah
But my colleagues insult me for my crap shots
And even though I try, I miss the spot
Not just the bin shot, though, it's the whole da-amn lot
I try-ee-y-ee-y, it's true
I'm such a friggin' cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
I suck, always make ba-ad shots-shots-shots-shots
They won't fly true, it's the truth, I suck, dude
I suck at this, can't la-and shots-shots-shots-shots-shots-shots
Oh-oh-oh
How can this bring me lo-o-ow?
It's not really something that leads to depression
But the kinds of things I miss are worth a mention, yeah-ee-yeah
The USB slot, I miss the floo-oor
I even miss when I try to put me through doo-oors
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Sounds like a stupid sitcom show, yeah-ee-yeah
My aim will always miss by quite the long shot
That's why for sports teams, don't try for a spot
Tried practicin' my throws, my missin' wo-on't stop
Can't lie-ee-ie-ee-ie to you
I'm such a total cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Sure suck at not-bullcra-ap shots-shots-shots-shots
Things I throw do not fly true, told you, dude
I'm such a bloody cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Still a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Such a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
No, no, no, no, I can't hit things
I always miss, kinda dang'rous
The way I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
No, no, shouldn't be driving
Even walking, I keep missing
Tiles, cause I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
But the one part of my aim that ge-ets mocked
Is that damn bi-in on the side of the lot
My attempts always go elsewhere, 'cept o-one shot
It flie-ee-ie-ee-ied so true, true, true, true, true
No-one saw that not-cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
For once I landed tha-at shot-shot-shot-shot
But none of you a-hole dudes saw it, true
It sucks, just like my cra-ap shots-shots-shots-shots-shots-shots
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Quite the cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
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