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Song Parodies -> "Sold on the Gold Alone"

Original Song Title:

"Hold On, We're Going Home"

Original Performer:

Drake ft. Majid Jordan

Parody Song Title:

"Sold on the Gold Alone"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Who needs a reason to go adventuring? There's money in it!
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Oh, oh-oh-oh

I-I want that pri-ize, do-on't you?
It's all that matters to me-e
Do-on't care abou-out peasant devo-otion
Poi-ointless plebes
I-It may mean lo-ots to-o you
You're always so sa-appy-y
I-I don't want tha-at stupid commo-otion
Ju-ust gold, please
Ca-all me a cold jerk, don't I know it (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Not hidin' jack-all from you, see-ee (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Mi-ight be a glib jerk but I own it (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Those dumb "we love you"'s won't convince me (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)

I'm so-old on the gold alone (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Nope, so-old on the gold alone (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
No grou-oupies who all want to bone (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm so-old on the gold a-alone, oh-oh-oh-oh (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)

I-I want that pri-ize, i-it's true
I'm gunnin' for that mone-ey
So-omehow you've go-otten this weird no-otion
I-I've got fees
So-ome sick daughte-er? Ai-ain't true
No mortgages fo-or me-e
No-o holida-ay trip by the o-ocean
Co-ome on, please
I-I'm just a big jerk who likes spendin' (oh-oh yeah) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I've got no hidden depths in me-e (ah-ah-ah-ah) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
A-A greedy-ass jerk, no point givin' (ah-ah-ah-ah) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Me any of your dumb empathy-y (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)

Cause I'm so-old on the gold alone (gold a-alo-one) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Nope, so-old on the gold alone (gold a-alo-one) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
No ca-ancer-ridden child at home (child a-at ho-ome) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm so-old on the gold a-alone (gold a-alo-one), oh-oh-oh-oh (gold a-alo-one), oh-oh (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)

Sa-ave the-e gi-irl? Do-one a-and do-one
Ha-and tha-at money o-ove-er, bu-ud
I'm not tha-at compli-icate-e-ed
Backstory-y's ove-errate-e-ed
Fi-ind the-e gi-irl? Do-one a-and do-one
Ju-ust gi-ive me tha-at go-old bu-ullio-on (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Don't need a-a moti-ivatio-io-ion
Your questio-ions breed fru-ustratio-io-ion
I'm just a big jerk good at findin'
Your stupid princess, just trust me
All of those non-jerks keep o-on shooti-i-in'
Themselves directly in both their fee-eet

Oh-oh, I'm so-old on the gold alone (gold a-alo-one) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Plain so-old on the gold alone (gold a-alo-one) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
You wa-ant this done? Then let me go (let me-e go-o) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm so-old on the gold a-alone (gold a-alo-one), oh-oh-oh-oh (gold a-alo-one) (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)

We're not just doing this for money...we're doin' it for a shitload of money!

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