-> "Billy Don't Be An Emo"
Original Song Title:
"Billy Don't Be A Hero"
Parody Song Title:
"Billy Don't Be An Emo"
The Lyrics
His fav'rite bands are Fallout Boy and Braid*
Though they broke up in '99
It was a shock when I first saw Billy
With half his fringe across his eye
His black T-shirt says "Life Is Colder"
Not quite the nicest thing to say
From where I stood I saw he was cryin'
He looked real sad, I had to say:
Billy, don't be an emo
Don't slit your wrists with a knife
"I am in so much pain, though"
Is it worth getting blood in your eyes?
It makes such a mess on the floor, see?
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THOUGH!"
Billy don't be an emo
Don't bleed on me
I was scared that he'd commit suicide
I tried to make him come around
But Billy cried "Life is cruel with no point
It is all just a painful sound
I need some time alone to write some
More poetry 'bout life and death"
And Billy's hand raised and flipped the finger
I guess my tone wasn't the best
I said
Billy, don't be an emo
Don't wear makeup, you're a guy
Billy, don't be an emo
You've gone too far with this shite
"I don't care about you anymore!"
Billy, say it ain't so
Billy, don't be an emo
It's dumb, you'll see
The next day on my bed was a letter
That said how Billy ran away
The letter said "I'm sorry I'm emo
I love you, Mom, see you someday"
He was behind me, smile on his face
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