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Song Parodies -> "Junk in My Car (Nasty)"

Original Song Title:

"Junk of the Heart (Happy)"

Original Performer:

The Kooks

Parody Song Title:

"Junk in My Car (Nasty)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There's "whoops, dropped a tissue on the car floor" and then there's just taking the piss...
Junk in my car, the junk is spread wide
Swear it was cleaned, guess that ain't so
There's so much crud, it covers ev'ry seat
Open the door, a flood will leave, crazy
Fast food bags, a ton of them all splattered, so gross
It's a problem, but will I ever have a pristine car?
That would be nice

My car's inside is nasty
My car's inside is real vile
Car's inside is nasty
My car's inside's stench lasts for miles, ain't right
My car's inside is nasty
Need to stop addin' to the pile


It stinks, all this junk, it's a disgrace
It brings a nasty shade to my face
Somewhere between green, purple and blue, oh
I can feel my inner bile comin' up to paint my car
Uneven stripes

My car's inside is nasty
My car's inside is not that nice
Car's inside is nasty
My car's inside is up-to-thighs with shite
My car's inside is nasty
I swear I clean it ev'ry night


Not the one to blame for this waste matter, no, no
I bring all my trash inside, never leave it in the car
That can't be right

My car's inside is nasty
My car's inside is the worst sight
Car's inside is nasty
My car's inside is my weird plight each night
My car's inside is nasty
Three cam'ras rotted down, ain't right

The weirdest part? Not a single drop of bird poop on the outside.

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🌈 - February 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Junk parody
TS - February 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Holy hell you are still here? I remember you from almost 20 years ago. Nice
ann - February 21, 2021 - Report this comment
some name I remember from when I first joined here

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