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Song Parodies -> "Awful Banquet"

Original Song Title:

"Body Language"

Original Performer:

Kid Ink ft. Usher & Tinashe

Parody Song Title:

"Awful Banquet"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2014 self-challenge. Come to my place! Try the food! Ignore how awful it looks! Please!
Whoo, whoo, it's icky
A-yeah, yeah, hate this

You told me that it wou-ould be tasty, whoa-oh-oh
But I can tell it's an a-awful banquet
No way that I'll ingest it ('gest it), I-I'll detest it ('test it)
I won't ingest it ('gest it), it's all crap-infested (I'll detest it)
Ain't gonna try to ea-eat this muck, yo, won't bite down on this muck, no
It looks like an awful ba-anquet
I'm not gonna try this muck, no
I know it's an awful ba-anquet (uh)

How did you fit a garbage truck (yo)
Inside your dinin' room? I ask, bud
Cause it looks like one dumped out all its garbage (ugh)
On the table, to be honest (man)
Smell, I can't stand it
No "unique bouquet", it's just ten asses (ra-a-ank), yeah (yeah)
My nose wants to leave, wanna join, you won't let me
Diff'rent meal, I wanna grab it
KFC? Macca's? Just what's not this banquet
I'm sure I would die if I eat that heinous
Quick-rottin' slop, I'll hate it, no way, man
I'm not that brainless (whoo, whoo)

Should've ignored your i-invitation, whoa-oh-oh
Now that I've seen this plain a-awful banquet
No way that I'll ingest it ('gest it), I-I'll detest it ('test it)
I won't ingest it ('gest it), it's all crap-infested (I'll detest it)
Won't put that crap insi-ide my gut, yo, not gonna hurt my gut, no
It looks like an awful ba-anquet
I'm not gonna try this muck, no
I know it's an awful ba-anquet (uh)

Isn't just the smell (no)
Each dish looks like it got kicked out of hell (well)
The lettuce is wiltin', steak's still milkin' (gross)
Instillin' (no) no good will, sick (sick)
That's all that I'm still feelin'
Since I saw all that sauce spillin' (whoo)
The consistency of molasses (gross)
Not how soy works, ruined it, can't stand it (nup)
Your fried chicken thighs are pure carbon, madness (whoo)
And crunchy-lookin' rice? Puts sadness in my mind (yeah)
Though the tears inside my eyes
Co-ome from the smell, go-od (whoa)

There's no way tha-at that sprea-ead is ta-asty-y, whoa-oh-oh (yeah)
It's a completely (real) damn a-awful banquet (shit)
No way that I'll ingest it ('gest it), I-I'll detest it (yeah, 'test it)
I won't ingest it (whoo, 'gest it), it's all crap-infested (yeah, I'll detest it)
Like hell I'm gonna try-y (oh-oh) that gunk, yo, not gonna eat tha-at gunk, no (no)
It looks like an (ow) awful ba-a-a-anque-uet
I'm not gonna try this muck, no

Oh-oh, they say don't judge a book by-y its co-over (whoo, whoo)
I refuse to risk dealin' with those stomach pu-umpers (nup)
Listen, huh
Not plannin' on inje-estin' crud, no, I refuse to injest crud (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Food that looks like pu-ure crud gen'rally is rea-eal crud (gonna be crud) (whoo)
There's exceptions (uh), I'm not riskin' (yeah)
Exposure (oh-oh-oh) from leftovers

There's no real need to be-e so ha-asty-y-y, whoa-oh-oh
Put down your gun, fine, I'll try-y your ba-anquet (I'll try-y-y your ba-anque-ue-ue-uet)
Okay, man, I'll ingest it ('gest it), still might detest it (likely detest it, uh)
I will ingest it ('gest it, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh), hope it ain't infested (I'll ingest i-it, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You watchin' me? I'm che-ewin' up, yo, in my mouth is your ba-aked crud, no-o-o
Prove this ain't an awful ba-anque-ue-ue-uet
Feelin' like I might thro-ow up, so
Guess this is an awful ba-anquet (whoo, whoo)

Kinda surprised that this was the Kid Ink song that made it into the Pop Danthology, as opposed to the actually-kinda-successful song "Show Me". I mean, they both aren't very good and are both about "daaaaaaamn, girl", but still...

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