-> "Cardboard Box"
Original Song Title:
"Heart Shaped Box"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cardboard Box"
The Lyrics
Amazing that kids can play with anything
Time machine made from a cardboard box, really
I'm surprised what they do with such useless crap
Maybe "useless" means nothing to kids, makes me laugh
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, James
This busted breeze block could be a big time bomb"
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, Jake
This broken old stick could be a rocket gun"
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, James
We could be top spies sent to defuse that bomb
With the gun"
One day they're pirates searching for treasure chests
Then the next they're loyal knights, I do not jest
What imagination, Simon! What bright lads!
They come up with more stuff than I do when I am on crack
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, James
This patch of dead grass could be a big prison"
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, Jake
That old burnt tree stump could be the fat warden"
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, Jake
We could be bad guys who want out of prison
Where's a gun"
[solo]
These kids just play all afternoon and evening
Cloner made from a big cardboard box, really
I'm surprised that they do this with bits of crap
It scares me that they are thirty-one, makes me laugh
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, James
That old fallen tree could be the big boss, Grayve"
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, Jake
This pile of dead leaves could be where you save"
"Hey! Wait!
I got an idea, James
We could be heroes sent to deal with this Grayve"
"Swords okay?"
"Yeah, that's great"
"Brand new game"
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