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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On Chocolate"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Moulin Rouge Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On Chocolate"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

What else is there to say about chocolate that hasn't already been said?
Where's all of my biscuits
No, not cookies, they're biscuits

Good biscuits, hot biscuits, nice biscuits, MY biscuits
Good biscuits, hot biscuits, nice biscuits, MY biscuits

I love chocolate, what's my fave? I can't choose
As long as it isn't mint
Hate mint, you know, won't go, I do love caramel though, bro, uh huh

Sticky, tasty caramel-a (yum yum yum)
I can't get enough of it (yeah)
Whether solid or a liquid (oh yeah)
I just love my caramel

Yum yum, yum yum
Ooh oh

Where'd I put my Cadb'ry choc'late, you twonk?
Where the heck's my Cadb'ry choc'late?

Yea yea yea yea

I love muffins too, choc'late or plain, they're yum
Prefer them to be giant-sized
The paper I might eat, it's still got some choc, that's me, yeah

I don't want blueberry muffins (bad muffins)
Or that healthy bran bullshit (shit ohooh yea yeah)
Give me those and I'll start huffin' (yea)
Gimme muffins chocolate

Where'd I put my Crunchie choc'late, you sod?
Where the feck's my Crunchie choc'late?

Yea yea uh
I do love that choc money and them Easter Eggs
Not the ones you find in films, the ones I just ate, urp
I'm a sweet-lovin' junkie, no mistake a choc whore
Just sayin' I ate mine, could I please have yours?
None for me? Well, that sucks 'cause I'm hungry
Gotta start washing these stains outta my dung'rees
Got cash on you? I do have some, dude
That dough's not to be spent on bad food
No biscuits or liq'rice, I don't even like liq'rice
Gummi wine, bears or worms, they kick ass
But I've just exhausted my tasty-thing stash
Could I borrow five-or-somethin' dollars
Pop down to the shops-a, 'cause
I am hooked on chocolate
One more bar, c'mon now

Chocolate...I need chocolate

Hey hey hey!

Thanks for the fiver, pay you back, soon
Though probably not today
You'll be here tomorrow, right, sure that's Halo Night?
Sure? Sure? Sure?

There is a sale, two choc bars for five
You can have the other, fine?
No, your bar I won't eat, hold it to me
Sure, sure, sure!

I may eat a lot of choc'late (ya yaeaea yea)
I may eat a lot of it (ooh)
I won't steal the choc of others (yea)
Not that hooked to chocolate

I won't eat my father's choc'late, nuh-uh (nuh-uh)
I won't eat my sister's choc'late, nuh-uh (she might eat mine, yea)
Sure won't eat my mother's choc'late, nuh-uh (nuh-uh)
I might eat my brother's choc'late, nuh-uh (maybe, uh)

Choc biscuits (Oh yeaeaa oh)
Mint (Hate mint chocolate)
Oreos (Hey hey! yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!)
Kit-Kats (Oh Oh oooo)
Love muffins, buddy (buddy)
I can't choose (Oh!)
Quite a pickle here

I just love my chocolate, yes-ah
Dung'rees as in dungarees as in overalls as I just found a (admittedly semi-forced) rhyme for hungry so yeah. I really don't like liquorice or mint anything.

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Patrick - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice to know I'm not the only one who appreciates just plain chocolate without added nuts or flavors. Have you ever tried an Aero bar? Hershey's is trying to introduce one. Same problem Nestlé had, bringing them in during the summer when it's too hot to get them home.
bobpiecheese - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Patrick: I LOVE Aero bars. The meltiness just adds texture for me. But then I'm mad.
Old Man Ribber - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
t_c_o_p - Surrender the chocolate and nobody gets hurt! Tastefully done. ;D
Porfle Popnecker - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Chocolatey goodness.
Blaydeman - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sweet. Not over-the-top funny to me, but definitly had some great lines. Willy Wonka would get a woody over this one. LOL!
Peter Andersson - September 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Once you go brown, you'll never stand down!
Peter Andersson - September 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Looking at that comment again I realise that it sounds kinda dirty, I'm probably better off pitching it to Vivid Video that Nestle. ;-)
Abbott Skelding - September 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work here! Sadly, I prefer my chocolate with nuts in them (Almond Joys are my favorite), great job!
SamuraiMaster - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Chocolate makes my teeth hurt. And we all know how I feel about that.
Matthias - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh man!!! This parody is making me drool!!! I'm on a diet so I can't eat chocolate (which really sucks because Halloween is right around the corner).
WCJ - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) For chocolate by all names you can mention would ever taste so sweet! :-) But this parody is even sweeter! 555!
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Sweet parody. Most detailed description of different chocolate bars I've ever seen in a parody, or anywhere else!

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