-> "Game Boy"
Original Song Title:
"Cowboy"
Parody Song Title:
"Game Boy"
The Lyrics
Game Boy
Game Boy
Well, I like video games, 'cause they don't cost a bomb
I save women from the head of Empire of Grom
Using arrows and spells, swords and shields
Buy them upgrades, bombs, armour made from steel
Whether it's a shoot-'em-up or RPG
I will beat it in three hours, just time me
Ev'ry game, ev'ry console I'm p4wning the most
No one online can even come close
I may boast all day long, not without cause
Each game is a cinch, I rarely press pause
Switch to Age of Empires, and defeat Rome
Simultaneously, I'll defend home
Get on Xbox Live, just so I might get challenged
Whether Halo or Saint's Row, my raw talent
OpRocks is my screenname, my boy
And I'm gonna kick your asshole
Because I am the best at
Games, it's crazy
Tony Hawk's, I can link ten hours of grindin'
Games boy, baby
Playin' Zelda, Ganon is mine
Spend all my cash on games, amazing
Got a discount 'cause I play all day
Games boy, baby
I can snipe a n00b from a mile away
Can almost hear the gamers freakin'
When I am signed in
I go (gunshots), they're gone with the wind
Let's brawl, on Brawl, that Smash Ball is mine
And soon you'll have lost, and in record time
Play 360, achievements mine
I will play ev'ry game, despite the price
And if the game is crap, then I'll use it for a throw toy
And take pictures of it, so you'll know I'm a
Games boy, baby
Got my hard drive chipped and controllers wireless
Games boy, baby
Ev'ry Heart Piece in Zelda's mine
Games boy, baby
Sleepin' at night, I'll kick ass all day
Games boy, baby
I can dodge grenades that may come my way
Yeaaaaaaaaah
OpRocks
You know I'm the best
Playin' Grand Theft Auto 4, you should know the rest
Drivin' a crappy Corvette, drive over grass
'Cause it gets you to the next town quite fast
Played Sonic, played Halo, played Crash Bandicoot
Stopped the source, killed the boss, crushed his face with my boots
Got respect for Nintendo, they can make games all right
I'll play Conker all day, and Zelda all nigh HUH
On Xbox, play Armed and Dangerous*
You don't know of it? Might not have been famous
It's still awesome, just like ToeJam
Gits diss the third game, but I just say "screw 'em"!
If you wanna talk to me... I'll be here in front of the TV
Because you see, I am an obsessed gamer
I keep surfin' the websites for new screenshots or trailers
Cuss like a flamer if the game sucks
It could be quite articulate, could just be 'F*CK!'
I'm flippin' the bird at the TV screen when
Link stops movin' though I'm mashin' all the buttons
Games boy!
With a bowl of chips and 'bout six Iced Coffees
Games boy!
Spend all my time lyin' on my behind
Games boy!
Playin' all night at a LAN par-tay
Games boy!
I can see the weakspot near straight away
Games boy!
With the platformers and the sporting game sims
Games boy!
Waste my whole life playin' these games? Fine!
Games boy!
Gamin' all night because I can, hey!
Games boy!
Shot the level boss from a mile away
Games boy!
Got a rep' so fierce even pros run cryin'
Games boy!
And my job is a beta tester! Ownage!
Gaaaaaaamesbooooooooy!
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