-> "These Bad Presents That I Get"
Original Song Title:
"The Impression That I Get"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"These Bad Presents That I Get"
The Lyrics
Have you ever sat by the Christmas tree
Amidst the paper that you ripped
And the pressies that you got were horrible
So bad that that you felt gipped?
I never wanted these face paints, I asked for a new skateboard
Back-issues of albums by Staind
Makes me wonder if you ever knew just what I like?
Seems to me you don't know yet, and here I hold the valid proof:
These bad presents that I get
Have you ever got a toy from some moron
And it is one that you possess?
But you just dunno how to deal with that Tom
Which weapon would you think work best?
I said I wanted Bumblebee, not this useless Deluxe Brawl
You owe me an apology
'Cause you said you thought that I was actually a girl
That just shows you are quite thick, backing up my valid proof:
These bad presents that I get
I'm not ungrateful, I am just in a bad mood
I'd like to think that these gifts were just mistakes
But one more mistake, I think I'll go just a little nuts
Might be ungrateful, but it's not without a good reason
Christmas should be lots of fun, not a total waste of time
Don't want another Deep Impact*
It makes me wonder if you ever knew just what I like?
The same goes for my two brothers, and we have here the valid proof:
These bad presents that we get
Never asked for a colouring-in book
Better get off your fat ass
And find out what it is I want
It makes me wonder if you
Ever thought to, find it all out before?
'Cause it's getting rather old
Ev'ry Christmas I'll get proof
Of the bad presents that I get
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