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Song Parodies -> "Blushing Twit"

Original Song Title:

"Something Big"

Original Performer:

Shawn Mendes

Parody Song Title:

"Blushing Twit"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I don't know if I've ever actually blushed, but if I did, it might end up with this kind of reaction...
Hehehe
Red (hey) cheeks, don't watch
Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm not one for straight admittin'
My embarrassment, so I've learned to shut it and zip it
Still it gets out there, message gets out there
An awkward feelin', wish that I could never get it
But it still comes, convo, must redirect it
Still it shows up there, on my face, it's there, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Blushin' twit, that's what I am again
Out of my control
Scarlet, crimson, rather maddenin'
Don't want it to show
Like oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, blushin' twit, it's real embarrassin'
Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh (hey), whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, blushin' twit

My cheeks are heatin' like I just put on the kettle
You may say it's harmless the way that I backpedal
From what I said there, the words I said there
But just put yourself right into my position
You won't be laughin' when your face starts pinkin'
That's a real word there, my own meanin' there, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Blushin' twit, it always happens when
My cheeks lose control
Ruby, carmine, look a prat when it
Doesn't want to go
Like oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, blushin' twit, so damn embarrassin'
Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh (hey), whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, blushin' twit

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hey)
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah
What's the cause of me and my new shade
Of some kind of apple on my face?
Ask around, you might hear the tale
"That blushin' twit, embarrassed git
Found someone who burst a tire
And they asked, no, I'm no liar
"Can you jack me up?" and then
Blushin' twit starts...man, just guess"

Blushin' twit, wish I could hamper it
I've got no control
Maroon, madder, whole head's flashin' with
Hot red, damn blood flow
Like oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, blushin' twit, embarrassin', whoa-oh
Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh (hey), whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, blushin' twit, utmost embarrassment, oh

Yes, "madder" is an actual shade of red, named for a dye produced from plants of the genus Rubia, according to Wikipedia. And "pinking" means "decoration by adding holes or scalloping", not "turning pink" as I used it in this parody.

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