-> "You're Taking Forever"
Original Song Title:
"Going Under" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You're Taking Forever"
I did tell you before that we'll catch the bus
We can't afford to be late
But you insist on squeezing some more pus
Don't make me start screaming
(Get off your fat arse!)
You keep rejecting my offers for help
Don't think I'll be nice this time (like the last time)
Since time equals money, and you sure take time
Just when I thought you'd found your wallet
You lost something else
You take forever (near forever)
Get on with it! (get on with it)
It's not like it's summer (not bloody summer)
You're not soaked in sweat
No excuse for you!
Bored stiff from waiting for you on the bog
(I could swear you're in there, iPod glued in your head
Blasting 'Numb', playing Mario on your DS)
You excused yourself an hour ago
Hurry up, cause your soup's getting cold!
Don't try it again!
Don't take forever (don't think 'bout it)
We must leave now! (get off your arse)
I'll kill you if you say (kill you if you say)
"Hey, don't have a cow!"
Don't you dare complain
Complain to me, I'm not listening (Na-na-na-na!)
You won't get let off again
I fell asleep
Because you took forever
Don't dare stall again!
Don't take forever (take forever)
I do this for you (always for you)
This IS real important (kind of important)
I'm buying you shoes
Don't take forever
Yes, forever (that's what you do)
You take forever!
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