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Song Parodies -> "Eddie Izzard"

Original Song Title:

"Tranny Chaser"

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Parody Song Title:

"Eddie Izzard"

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The Lyrics

A parody of a song by a transvestite singer about a transvestite comedian? Who would've thought? Matthias, that's who, it was his idea, after all. I chose the particular song, and wrote the damn thing, but the initial idea was all him! Most of the references are taken from Glorious a.k.a. the first Eddie Izzard show I watched. Enjoy the madness!
Hey, man!
Hey, you wanna have some fun, then watch this, dude!
It's funny, man, I swear
Ah, he's doin' his James Mason
I love it, I love it
Oh, you're askin' what the hell's his name, dawg?
That is Eddie Izzard!

Yes, it's Eddie Izzard time in here
Laughter will fill up your ears (ears, ears)
You'll laugh too, I predict it soon
Yes, he's got high heels, does that matter to you?

Yes, it's Eddie Izzard time in here
How the audience cheers (cheer, cheer)
Acts a fool, that's why he's so cool
Runs with his mistakes, what a talented dude

Just watch his bad impressions
Connery, playin' Noah, funny
Just watch, now he's speaking French
Just the way that it's said's funny

Eddie admits that all his impressions are bad
His Walken's talkin' 'bout a watch stuck up his ass
I know that's Pulp Fiction, but he's ampin' that
"Died of Watch-In-Ass Syndrome" I'm crackin', man

Watchin' Eddie Izzard up in here
Laughter fillin' up our ears (ears, ears)
"I like my coffee hot and strong
Like my women hot and strong with a spoon" lol

Watchin' Eddie Izzard up in here
How the audience cheers (cheer, cheer)
Now he says, the password is Jeff
Born on first of Jeff, year's 19-Jeffty-Jeff

God played by James, this guy is great
Thoughts on, this guy is great
Wearing women's, this guy is great
Sometimes that means fake, this guy is great

Just watch his computer fail
"Tryin' to fuckin' print, ya bastard"
Perfect punch line to this tale?
"There's an "on" switch on the printer?"

There's no topic that to him ain't fair game
Could talk 'bout sex, time, religion or trains
And when they're all in succession, it's just great
From politics straight to auctions, what the hey

Watchin' Eddie Izzard up in here
Laughter fillin' up our ears (ears, ears)
Says "Are you happy with your wash?"
Asks this to a dog "I dunno, I'm a dog"

Watchin' Eddie Izzard up in here
How the audience cheers (cheer, cheer)
Even though I'm quite religious
I laugh at those gags, now that's how good he is

"Vader if you want food, then you'll need a tray"
"Do you know you I am, I don't need a tray"
"No the food is hot, sir, you will need a tray"
"Thought that was a death threat, fine, I'll get a tray"

This guy's funny as hell, I'm on the floor rollin'
Shaddup, there's more

And now he yells "I'm covered in bees!"
That's right, he yells "I'm covered in bees!"
Why does he yell "I'm covered in bees!"?
Who cares, he's fuckin' covered in bees!
"You can't chat when you're covered in bees
Can't pick up girls when covered in bees
Like my girls like I like my coffee
How I like them is covered in bees"

Tellin' you, Eddie Izzard's cool, dude
Tellin' you, great comedian, fool
And if you, can't look past his boobs
I tell you, dunno what to tell you
That Eddie Izzard

Cake or death: you must choose! Go to "Fan Stuff" then "Fan Stuff" then "Transcripts" then read away, it may help explain some of the gags. That, or you could just Google some of the phrases, they're probably on Youtube (sometimes recreated in Lego because...DERPITY DOO).

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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - March 21, 2011 - Report this comment
tcop - Hail Eddie Izzard and this is one hail of a parody! ;D
Matthias - March 21, 2011 - Report this comment
This was actually a pretty epic song and you did an equally epic job on tributing one of my favorite comedians.
Matthias - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
RuPaul's most annoying original song. I actually like most of His-Her work. I love the subject matter on this one though and you used the repetition to your advantage especially with the part of Darth Vader and getting a tray (I loved that Eddie Izzard joke!) Great stuff here T-Cop (although people who aren't fans of Eddie Izzard might not understand it, I do and that's all that matters)
agrimorfee - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment
This one is pretty damned good, i like how you incorporated so much of his riffs into the work (even though out of context, some of them dont make a lot of is pretty dependent on his timing). Anyway, definitely 555; one of your best
Rex - April 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm only vaguely familiar with the Izzard, so the references sometimes didn't make a lot of sense to me, but still a very well done tribute.
Blaydeman - April 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "This is nucking futs!", "And I'm lovin' it" LOL
Below Average Dave - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I had a lot of trouble following this one buddy. . .parts were paced well, others not as much. I'm also not terribly familiar with Izzard so much of it went over my head. . .kudos on the song you took on though--not an easy RuPaul song to take on

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