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Song Parodies -> "Arrived"

Original Song Title:

"Alive"

Original Performer:

Krewella

Parody Song Title:

"Arrived"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Now where is that asshole?
I feel like I-I've bee-een wai-aitin' here forever
Switchin' between chairs and the floor
I really ho-ope tha-at "soo-oon" won't become "never"
Cause that ain't worth bein' this bored
I really hate all of your damn delays
Said you'd come at fi-ive, right? Well, it's near half-pa-ast nine
I'm in a state of both boredom and rage
Still wonderin' i-if I should just leave outright

I don't know why you're always late as balls
What's true, though, is that I'm really appalled
Cause you broke the promise you made last fall
Swore you would be o-on time but you still have not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived

"Mee-eet me near gate thi-irty-five"
I've been waiti-in' ri-ight here a-all da-amn night
Fee-eelin', I've lo-ost all mine
In the finge-ers holdin' up thi-is sign
Don't try to blame the airline, it's a si-imple matter
Cause I'm not a moron, I know tha-at you've scampered
Got my methods to-o work out whe-ere your ass is
Know the number o-of the plane, kno-ow it lande-ed

You should know that your lateness I abhor
How you don't even seem to care at all
That I've grown a beard in the time you've stalled
Swore that you'd be o-on time but you still have not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived

I don't know why you keep this up at all
It just blows, better cover up your balls
If you show up, I'm gonna make 'em pop
Said that you'd be o-on time but you still have not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Hopin' you'd be o-on time but you still have not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived
Not arri-ived, not arri-ived

This dude, indeed, takes forever.

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