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Song Parodies -> "Rainy Nights"

Original Song Title:

"Ladies' Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Rainy Nights"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There are nights. When it rains. Don't really like 'em!
Mmm, oh-oh thi-i-i-i-is ain't my night

Oh, it's a rainy night, it's not what I like
I can't stand rainy nights, I can't abide (I can't abi-ide)
Oh, it's a rainy night, it's not what I like
No fan of rainy nights, don't like this night
Huh!

Learned tha-at rain sucks (sucks)
By dealing with it ev'ry year
While we-et mo-o-ornings are not good
Hate rainy nights, avoid them if I could

Oh, it's a rainy night, it's not what I like
I don't like rainy nights, I think they're shite (I think they're shi-ite)
Oh, it's a rainy night, it's not what I like
No fan of rainy nights, I'll tell you why

When it gets rainy-y, the noise plagues me
Mmm, nothing works as noise blocke-ers (ooh-ooh-ooh)
And so the rain, i-it drai-ains me-e, yeah-eah-eah
No sleep, which is right bollocks, yeah
On my tin roof, the noi-oise
Unbearable on rainy nights, uh-huh
No hyperbole, alright
Must say I hate these nights
The clatter on rainy nights
The clouds must hate me, right

Oh, it's a rainy night, it's not what I like
Despise these rainy nights, they really bite (they really bi-ite)
Oh, it's a rainy night, it's not what I like
Loathing all rainy nights, not just noise, right

A rainy night equa-als misery
Look outside, i-it loo-ooks drea-eary-y-y-y
Drizzle here, drizzle the-ere ev'rywhe-ere
All through the night, buddy, sure ain't dry out the-e-ere, hell

Said I don't like these nights
When the rain falls down all wet-like
Know for plant life, it's fine
My mood takes precedence, alright
Effects aren't tight, confined
Mornings after are pretty shite
On the ground I will slide
And get mud in my shoes, not fine
In winter time, it's shite (I don't like it when it rai-ai-ains)
It's cold and wet, that I don't like
"But you do like snow, right?"
If it snowed where I live, I might
In summer time, it's shite (still don't like it when it rai-ai-ains)
It gets all muggy, that ain't right
Reflections shine so bright
In the puddles, it hurts my eyes
Said I don't like these nights (really hate it when it rai-ai-ains)
Can make them tolerable, right
Watch things online all night
Order pizza and big thick fries
Have fun despite the night (really crappy when it rai-ai-ains)
Maybe asking why I still whine?
Because these nights of shite
Keep on happening, that is why

For some reason I had "Oh, What A Night" by The Four Seasons stuck in my head the whole day while I was writing this. I guess they're both 70's dancy songs that end in "night", but I haven't heard that song since I parodied it four years ago. My brain's weird (like I didn't know that already).

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Ann - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment
A wet song

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