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Song Parodies -> "Trickle"

Original Song Title:

"Wiggle"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo ft. Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Trickle"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2014 self-challenge (and not 2013 which apparently I've been typing in since Cursed Gloves like an idiot). Don'tcha just hate the sound of running water when you need to go do number one? Well, this guy does...
Must I wait (oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah)?
My concentration's really wanin', haha
I got one question, haha (ooh-oh-oh)
Why can't you turn off (ooh-oh-oh) that tap stream?
Hahahahahaha

Hard to hold it i-in anymore, because
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Can't sit still, I wiggle
Shit

Just today, just today, think I drank
About thirty cups, got the ba-ar to thank
And now I'm sittin' in your run-down flat
Tryna get more comfortable, ca-an't do that
Go-oddamnit, whoo
You-our constant runni-in' tap, it's, whoo
Wo-orkin' like a sou-ound magnet, whoo
Whoa, I-I-I ca-an't stand it

Can barely hold it i-in anymore, because
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Can't sit still, I wiggle
Shit

Come on, man, come on, man, stop that junk
Sprayin' your hose for no reason, bud
And why must you pour more wine, oh, why?
Oh, you know I'm about to burst here, ri-i-ight?
Go-oddamnit, whoo
I-Is this some biza-arre habit? Whoo
The-e unendin' boo-ooze splashin'? Whoo
Whoa, I-I-I ca-an't stand it

How can I hold it i-in anymore, you putz (oh, yeah)?
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Trickle, trickle, trickle (trickle, trickle, trickle)
Trickle, trickle, trickle (stop it, stop it, jerk)
Can't sit still, I wiggle
Little wiggle, little wiggle, wiggle, shit

Stress on my bladder's painful, it's disgraceful
You won't let me waddle, shuffle, shamble off, it's shameful
Ungrateful? Why should I be grateful?
I'm only sittin' on your couch feelin' unstable
You've turned on all your faucets, all the sprinklers too, it's nonsense
Won't you cut it out and turn 'em off? Let me waddle to the toilet
This is torture, I don't want it, let me take a leak
Stop the trickle, trickle noises and undo the knots, you freak

Come o-on, bu-uddy, cut it ou-out, yeah (cut it ou-out, cut it ou-out, cut it ou-out)
You're a-an a-arsehole, sprayin' rou-ou-ound, haha, yeah (sprayin' rou-ound, sprayin' rou-ound, sprayin' rou-ou-ound)
All the-ese li-iqui-uids so-o close to me-e-e-e-e, ha (oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah)
Thou-ough you-ou kno-o-ow I-I need to pee (oh-oh-oh)

I can't hold it i-in anymore, because
Trickle, trickle, trickle (trickle, trickle)
Trickle, trickle, trickle (trickle, trickle)
Trickle, trickle, trickle (stop it, stop it, jerk)
Can't sit still, I wiggle (whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Little wiggle, little wiggle
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Turn off those taps
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Those stupid taps
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Let me do my bus'ness now, man (kill those taps)
Can't sit still, I wiggle (come on, buddy)
Turn off those taps, taps, taps, can't think

Look, asshole, I'll make a right mess here, let me move

BUTTS.

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