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Song Parodies -> "Evil Laugh"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Laugh"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Don't Stop The Pop" self-challenge. Such a fundamental part of fictional villainy, the evil laugh. What happens when someone just can't do it?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
I am an evil man
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Without an evil laugh

Mwa-ha, mwa-ha-ha-a
Moo hoo, hoo ha ha-a
Bwa-ha, moo ha ha-a
Need an evil laugh

Gyah-ha, wa-ha-ha-a
Hoo hoo, moo hoo ha-a
Wa-ha, ya ha ha-a
Suck at evil laughs

Though I've had success
In my evil schemes
There's one last villain shtick
Of which I'm need
I need a laugh
Bwa-ha-ha I need a laugh

I need a chuckle
A chortle or howl
Something to do when I do exploits most fowl
I need a laugh
Mwa-ha-ha
I need a laugh
(Gya-ha-ha I need a laugh)

Something to bash heads to
Need something to rob banks to
Not seen as bad without a laugh

I've got no problems with killing riff-raff
But I need a really evil laugh
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh)
I'm fine with tearing some dumb hero in half
I still need a really evil laugh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Can't pull off evil plans
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Without an evil laugh

Bwa-ha, mwa-ha-ha-a
Hee hee, hoo ha ha-a
Mwa-ha, hee hee ha-a
Need an evil laugh

My brow is furrowed
My mouth's open wide
But all my laughs are shit
And I don't know why
Why can't I laugh?
Mwa-ha-ha, why can't I laugh?

I try to giggle
And snicker a bit
But nothing good comes out, though
Feel like a twit
I want a laugh
Bwa-ha-ha
An evil laugh
(Nya-ha-ha, true villains laugh)

Something to scam fools to
(I'm sick of coughing, buddy)
Need something to shoot cops to
Not seen as bad without a laugh

I try to chuckle, I just cough and hack
Man, I need a really evil laugh
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh)
At villain meetings I cop real heavy flack
Cause I can't manage an evil laugh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
It's something that I lack
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
A really evil laugh

Nya-ha, wa-ha-ha-a
Heh heh, hoo hee ha-a
Bwa-ha, ya ha ha-a
Need an evil laugh

Gya-ha, ha-ha-ha-a
Hoo hoo, hoo ha ha-a
Fwa-ha, ya ha ha-a
Need an evil laugh

All the other villains
Hate me cause I suck at laughin'
When I try to practice
Good guys kick my minions' asses
I've tried taking lessons
Worked on my Joker impression
It adds up to nothin'
Do I just lack all emotion?

I have this thought, I know of some villains
Who inspire fear cause they have no feelin's
No rage or joy, just a creepy visage
I found my call, time to revamp myself!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Gonna revamp myself
(Won't need an evil laugh)
I hope it turns out well
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh)
I'll just be grim, man
(No need for evil laughs)
I guess that is that!

No need to giggle when you're creepy, man
I no longer need an evil laugh
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh)
May need to smirk, but who the hell can't do that?
Wasted time whining 'bout evil laughs

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
(Don't need evil laughs)
I'll just be creepy, man
(Won't need evil laughs)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
(A silent bad man)
Good riddance, evil laugh

Mwa-ha, mwa-ha-ha-a
Moo hoo, hoo ha ha-a
Bwa-ha, moo ha ha-a
Up yours, evil laugh!

Wish me luck on the next two parodies in the self-challenge. Lucky me, I get to do two rap songs in a row. Oh, deep unabiding joy...

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Abbott Skelding - July 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Why has this idea not been done before!? This is excellent! A lot of funny lines in here and well written, great work!
Matthias - August 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Very funny. Reminds me of Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog where he does his evil laugh and he's like "Well, I got that going for me". This was a great idea and I haven't seen done before in parody form and it's perfect for this parody with Lady Gaga's gibberish.
Peter Andersson - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
It's hard to imagine a supervillain without an evil laugh.
Blaydeman - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hilarious concept and a really good OS choice to do it to! LOL!
Glen S - September 03, 2013 - Report this comment
This worked REALLY well for me. Great subs and very funny premise TCOP. Especially enjoyed some of your opening lines to stanzas: 'I need a chuckle' and 'My brow is furrowed'

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