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Song Parodies -> "Broken"

Original Song Title:

"Broken"

Original Performer:

Lifehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Broken"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Yes, the titles are the same. It's fun doing that. Enjoy!
The broken clock is all my fault, cuz I was sleeping tight
Bugger then went off like a gun, ruining my nap time
It's still kinda ticking, though in a thousand bits
I can finally rest, on my completely busted bed

It's falling apart, whole thing is creaking
I've have broken it, like everything
Window panes? I've been smashing
The door frame? Still splintering
Barely holdin' on, still holdin' on, it's holdin'
It's barely holdin' on the wall

The broken lock was annoying, as I had lost my keys
I hacked them off with a chainsaw, went too far and sliced the bed
I can't see my reflection - mirror has been smashed
That one wasn't on purpose - I missed taking a slash*

I slipped with a fart, and then went reeling
Think I broke my arse, there's no feeling
I could hear (barely hear)
The glass breaking
Toothbrush flung (damn, it flung)
To the ceiling
It's still holdin' on (it's still holdin')
It's holdin' on (it's still holdin')
It's holdin' on (it's still holdin')
It's barely holdin' with it's goo

I'm breaking ev'rything I've got
Half on purpose, half of it is not
Guess you could say I'm a mad, clumsy clot
A good thing I insured the lot

The broken lights in the hallway leave me in the dark
I guess that's what I get for, killing the flies with my new darts

I'm breaking it all, cuz I'm a big git
Windows smashed with balls used for cricket
What a pain (it's a pain) to keep paying
Fixed again (once again) no decaying
But it won't be long (won't be long 'til)
It won't be long (won't be long 'til)
It won't be long (won't be long 'til)
Until I break it all again

It won't be long (won't be long 'til)
It won't be long (won't be long 'til)
Until I break it all again
*British slang for takin' a piss.

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Timmy1000 - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
One of my favorite groups - Lifehouse. Nice job on this one as I just sang along with it. Very funny and certainly can relate to some of it.
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I had a hard time following this to the video. Those "holding on" refrains could have used some sort of variations. Seems like this was made in a hurry. 444, sorry Conq.
Rex - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I just have two words to say about this parody: duct tape. :-)
Below Average Dave - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hey, it was one of those artists that only had so many songs, and the fact you did one that was different (literally) from all the other entries is cool.

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