-> "Peons"
Original Song Title:
"Lean On"
Original Performer:
Major Lazer & DJ Snake ft. MØ
Parody Song Title:
"Peons"
The Lyrics
All that I wa-ant's to rule the wo-orld
Uphill battle all because
My minio-ons can neve-er
Hit the enemy, such a bother
Hard to wage a war
When your troo-oops are dumb
Ev'ry da-ay, make a no-ote
Why are recruitment standards so low?
I don't trust them with a gun
Whe-ere did we find these peons?
Ev'ry scout's so friggin' dumb
"That sound's probably nothin'" Dumb peons
Broken twig, huge explosion
Ge-ets ignored, stupid peons
All my plans will come undone
I-I-If I don't get me some better peons
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I've tried my be-est to teach them a-all
To recognise their fellow
Guards in case o-one gets knocked out (hey, hey, hey)
And stripped of their uniform, whether (oh)
Their helmet is off (ah-ah)
Or when they're on, but they're dopes
My progre-ess is zero-o
Durin' teachin' I see three heroes (hey, hey)
They're so thick, facepalm a ton
Whe-ere did we find these peons?
Always attack one by one
That's not how it's done, you stupid peons (hey)
You should all pile on at once
O-One huge orgy of peons
Not like that, you simpletons
Qu-Qu-Quantity's the whole point of you peons
I can't conquer the world with these peons
Hey, hey, hey
Th-Th-The "sick jailmate" routine fools these peons
Peons, peons, peons, peons
Constant failure, lame
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What the heck's (hey) wrong with these dumb (hey)
U-Useless (hey) half-brain-dead peons?
Were they all (hey) crack-crazy bums (hey)?
Are we usin' (hey) massively-cloned peons (hey)?
Had all these (hey) aspirations (hey)
De-estroyed (hey) thanks to these peons (hey)
Very well (hey), hand me a gun (hey)
Sh-Sh-Show what happens (hey) when you fail me, peons (hey)
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