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Original Song Title:

"Headstrong"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Trapt

Parody Song Title:

"Next Song"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude likes to listen to his mp3 player when out and about. Now if only it'd play the songs he wants to listen to...
Flippin' through, I'm flippin' through, I'm flippin' through again
Tryna find a song to which I'll bop my head
Encore by Jay-Z? Skippin' it now
Defeats the purpose of shuffle, but hear me out
My song player
Has too much memory
I guess the files might find it quite roomy, not the point
All those files that I tend to skip, yeah
Passin' right over
Because I just wanna find
That one song I like

That's not the track I wa-ant
Next song, will somethin' good come on?
The Script? Right now, think no-ot
Next song, the next so-ong
So hard to find a so-ong
Next song please, one I really want
No, don't repeat that song, listened to it already, Go-od
For once, listen to wha-at I say
That's not the song that I-I want played

My mood tends to flip
So all this Linkin Park? I'm happy, doesn't fit
And Pharrell when I'm pissed? That's just not right
Damn thing won't play the songs I want, silly plight
I should look over
The instructions, easy
To make playlists for each mood? Sounds easy, but it's not
Don't have time for shite like all this, yeah
I can't pour over
All these instructions when I
Play on the fly

Still not the track I wa-ant
Next song, will somethin' cool come on?
Daft Punk? Right now, think no-ot
Next song, the next so-ong
Real hard to find a so-ong
Next song please, one I really want
Already skipped that song, please don't bring it up again, Go-od
Don't want that so-ong (hard to avoid folks i-in the way)
Not that one, a diff'rent so-ong (when you won't pick a so-ong to pla-ay)

Kings of Leon? No, that's out
Calvin Harris? No, that's out
Lady-y Gaga? No, that's out
Tinie Tempah? No, that's out, come on, iPod, try
Give me a song that I like

Still not the track I wa-ant
Next song, will somethin' sweet come on?
Bastille? Right now, think no-ot
Next song, the next so-ong
Too hard to find a so-ong
Next song please, one I really want
I do like all these songs, they're not what I want right now, Go-od
Don't want that so-ong (not that one, a diff'rent so-ong)
Play somethin' awesome, li-ike, today (no, not that, another so-ong)
Please don't make me throw you-ou away (I want one so-ong)
I've arrived, not played one song

This is basically me except for the fact that I don't literally have an iPod. Don't know what brand it is, just that it works.

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🐱 - April 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Bobpiecheese, get Spotify. It's better.

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