-> "Next Song"
Original Song Title:
"Headstrong"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Next Song"
The Lyrics
Flippin' through, I'm flippin' through, I'm flippin' through again
Tryna find a song to which I'll bop my head
Encore by Jay-Z? Skippin' it now
Defeats the purpose of shuffle, but hear me out
My song player
Has too much memory
I guess the files might find it quite roomy, not the point
All those files that I tend to skip, yeah
Passin' right over
Because I just wanna find
That one song I like
That's not the track I wa-ant
Next song, will somethin' good come on?
The Script? Right now, think no-ot
Next song, the next so-ong
So hard to find a so-ong
Next song please, one I really want
No, don't repeat that song, listened to it already, Go-od
For once, listen to wha-at I say
That's not the song that I-I want played
My mood tends to flip
So all this Linkin Park? I'm happy, doesn't fit
And Pharrell when I'm pissed? That's just not right
Damn thing won't play the songs I want, silly plight
I should look over
The instructions, easy
To make playlists for each mood? Sounds easy, but it's not
Don't have time for shite like all this, yeah
I can't pour over
All these instructions when I
Play on the fly
Still not the track I wa-ant
Next song, will somethin' cool come on?
Daft Punk? Right now, think no-ot
Next song, the next so-ong
Real hard to find a so-ong
Next song please, one I really want
Already skipped that song, please don't bring it up again, Go-od
Don't want that so-ong (hard to avoid folks i-in the way)
Not that one, a diff'rent so-ong (when you won't pick a so-ong to pla-ay)
Kings of Leon? No, that's out
Calvin Harris? No, that's out
Lady-y Gaga? No, that's out
Tinie Tempah? No, that's out, come on, iPod, try
Give me a song that I like
Still not the track I wa-ant
Next song, will somethin' sweet come on?
Bastille? Right now, think no-ot
Next song, the next so-ong
Too hard to find a so-ong
Next song please, one I really want
I do like all these songs, they're not what I want right now, Go-od
Don't want that so-ong (not that one, a diff'rent so-ong)
Play somethin' awesome, li-ike, today (no, not that, another so-ong)
Please don't make me throw you-ou away (I want one so-ong)
I've arrived, not played one song
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