-> "Stop That Bane"
Original Song Title:
"Stop That Train"
Parody Song Title:
"Stop That Bane"
Stop that Bane, he will wreck your day
Stop that Bane, he's the brawn and the brain
Stop that Bane, might have been a nice kid
Santa Prisca's laws have quite a nasty flaw
The life sentence of his pa carried to him, that's nuts
An awful life for any kind of man, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Kid climbed the ladder, the best of the bad
Of Peña Dura, he was king
But that led to that Venom thing, so I got to say
Stop that Bane, he's jacked but not insane now
Stop that Bane, he's taller than most Arkham inmates
Stop that Bane, don't you dare think that he's dim
Bit clouded 'cause (that's because) of the Venom he's on
Yes, he's insanely strong but his brain still goes on
This massive beast knew one-on-one's not best
But stop the Bat takin' a rest?
There, that's the trick to rule Gotham and all
Go and break Bruce Wayne's spine, made the Knight fall, top that story
Stop that Bane, not easy-peasy, mmm-mmm
Stop that Bane, defeat him, watch that mind
Stop that Bane, the "unplug Venom" gimmick
Won't work for long 'cause he's not only strong
He's not a brain-dead jock, this ain't Schumacher schlock
Stop that Bane, this devil's bedevilled
Stop that Bane, pure evil? Won't say it
Stop that Bane, he may be a tragic villain
But he's still done wrong, moral code's a bit off
So don't hesitate, thwock his sweet lucha mask off
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.