-> "Breakin' This Game's Physics"
Original Song Title:
"Takin' Care of Business"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Breakin' This Game's Physics"
The Lyrics
When a game's gettin' borin'
Sick of pointless scorin'
Whether on the Wii or the 360
There's a thing I'm really lovin'
Try to see how much wall runnin'
Will make said walls become real clippy
Makes a shortcut sometimes
Mostly it just costs a life
But it's still very funny either way
It's an understated joy
To find an unendin' void
Adjacent to the rest of the game
And I'll be breakin' this game's physics ev'ry day
Breakin' this game's physics lots of ways
I love breakin' this game's physics, I can't lie
Breakin' this game's physics to pass away the time
Watch out
I see textures mad glitchin'
They're flickerin' and twitchin'
But there's more than clippin', you should know
These ice physics are bizarre
You jump right, you'll go far
Now I'm flyin', that's a hell of a view, though
Get infinite power-ups
With the right skill and a touch
Of watchin' Youtube vids all day
All speed records are destroyed
Game programmer's annoyed?
My copy, I'll do what I want, 'kay?
So I'll keep breakin' this game's physics ev'ry day
Breakin' this game's physics in all ways
I love breakin' this game's physics, hard to lie
Breakin' this game's physics to while away the time
Okay
Whoo!
All right, ow
Can't (yeah) stop it
This game lacks solid physics
They tend to break ev'ry day
Whoo!
Uh, okay
Alleviatin' boredom
Gotta check the forums
To make sure that these tricks that are glitchy
Aren't able to break my system
Cause I'm gonna be so pissed then
That's a thing that I find real shitty
I'm honestly real fine
With a random bug or nine
As long as the core game is still okay
If my save file's in the void
Then I'm gonna be annoyed
Until then I'm still gon' sequence-break
I will keep breakin' this game's physics ev'ry day
Breakin' this game's physics, mostly great
I love breakin' this game's physics, there's no lie
Breakin' this game's physics is fun most of the time
Breakin' this game's physics, whoo
Breakin' this game's physics
Breakin' this game's physics, huh
Breakin' this game's physics
Breakin' this game's physics ev'ry day
Breakin' this game's physics many ways
Breakin' this game's physics cause it's mine
Breakin' this game's physics without losin' my file, whoo
Breakin' this game's physics
Breakin' this game's physics
I'll be breakin' this game's physics
I'll keep breakin' this game's physics, whoo
Breakin' this game's physics
Breakin' this game's physics
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